Convict Colony

I dont know what to say about this, it could be the most fucked up relationship since we appointed saggy chops.

Ok am getting myself excited as Jan approaches so digging out some random names we could "possibly" get, youngish and ready to make a leap (all comments are mine plagiarised from a scouting report) If you want to read more on some players this is what i used https://www.scoutedftbl.com/ its a great database of scouting. I assume the club will get players but give them a get out clause for a set fee if we get relegated to entice the quality ones. Playmaker - Thiago Almada - Attacking Midfielder (central or left and right) - would guess 20mil Age 22 - arg international playing in MLS (atlanta)- he will be the link between wingers/midfielders and attackers (will give us a world cup winner in our squad) Scores goals and assists (6 goals and 7 assists in MLS) Dynamic playmaker, hard to shrug off ball as low centre of gravity, plays between the lines and is super effective on the transitions. Defensive Mid - Naouirou Ahamada (Stuttgart) - Defensive Midfielder - athletic first receiver whose french but plays in Bundesliga who can also chip in with some goals - would guess 10mil only 20yrs old but about 6ft and is fast. He has a high-level mobility a big advantage in transition and defensive phases. He can recover defensive positions quickly and is sharp when shuttling between passes, disrupting rhythm and forcing mistakes. Still has to improve his decision making and 1 on 1 duels apparently. Striker I liked Amin Gouiri but he moved to Rennes in Sept, also Ramos is probably staying at benfica and moving somewhere better in the summer. Got no other real idea on who is a clinical finisher who can press and link up with target man etc. Will edit this post if I find a potential one. Edit i liked the french striker who came on in the final from frankfurt Kolo Muani - assume he is moving in a different direction than us but i liked what i saw and see bayern are being touted in germany but arent they always.

I think jones and JWP both said they didnt implement his tactics properly and the players were playing nothing football.

The players have had time and been found to be shit, i think jones deserves some time before us experts decide he is as well.

To be fair he's got a certain charisma

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Is this a record - 1 epl game and its the manager needs to go ?

Finally he appears, like a bear after hibernation he slowly stirs from his cave sensing a new transfer window approaching. His 20 computers are set up to scrap every football website in the world looking for the word Southampton and transfer. He revisits old notes from the previous 15yrs of research to include previous targets in his search algorithm. He's our own cheap rip off of Fabrizio Romano, he goes by the moniker superSAINT but really for the month of Jan he's on meth, adderall and uses a colostomy bag, the transfer window is finally here.......

We lost our momentum the moment Gao became our owner, those years coat us alot and will take us years to catch back up.

To be honest Lavia has all those things but when you buy a F1 car they can break down easily.

Replicating our midfield

Not surprised, our players have been shit for a while, new tactics can't make us or them better. Problem is the midfield as we currently have the under 7s playing their. So much crapness. 0 chance of enticing anyone decent in Jan. My Luton mate is already expecting Jones back at the end of the season.

Have to say after Lincoln the other night this doesn't shock me and I'm not surprised. Midfield was a huge issue for us v them let alone in the EPL.

https://soccerstreams100.io/event/eng-1/brighton-%26-hove-albion-at-southampton-live-soccer-streams/637981

Today has a JWP freekick written all over it

tempo and speed of passing forward

AMN is lucky l'equipe arent rating this game.

http://motornews.live/novo/events/Southampton-s3/

Loving the reactions here, we have been poor all season. However I actually thought the tempo of our play has gotten a lot quicker hence we are seeing these errors and terrible touches around the midfield and forwards as there are more runners etc.

outrageous coming in here with knowledge hahahaha

To be honest our defenders have been the better performers this season. I want to see if our forward play looks better.

They pop up here 15mins before the game https://soccerstreams100.io/event/eng-league_cup/lincoln-city-at-southampton-live-soccer-streams/657008

yeah but after shopping for Ramos and Gakpo it would be like us trying to buy a ferrari in the summer but instead getting a ford mondeo to replace your citroen saxo.