Convict Colony

I'm not even sure money grabbing agents and mercenary players are desperate enough to join this shit show.

Talking of germany Ralph has Wolfsburg purring, won last 3 games and 8th at the moment not too far behind top 4

Please please please, lets stop this Kompany fallacy, Bayern tried and considered 6 managers before finally appointing it, i would reference me outlining this but i cant find the search post fucntion

100% real here - i have been looking for the search function for my posts for fucking ages and either i am blind of my 5quid doesnt let me have it, can you screenshot its location amigo

Ok when do we get to arguing amongst ourselves, is it tomorrow or can we start early. I dunno but Martin's idealistic interpretation of football survived in the championship but is getting ruthlessly exposed in the premier league, he's not going to change so the board has to make that change for him now.

Hopefully not but i assume you are speaking from experience :-)

Reciepts

I'm gonna need to see these reciepts where you predicted he would be the worst premier league manager of all time after two 1-0 defeats

It could be worse, on the brightside I've still go a few chicks on instagram who love ugly guys and apparently want to make me breakfast everyday and use every orifice they have so i will try and arrange a meet tomorrow.

To catch pitch invaders

At this stage watching football isnt the entertainment, its reading this thread..

Also one of you must have a website showing the amount of shots that have been blocked by player, I'm trying to see something.

I would normally say an outfielder position has been woeful tonight but theyve been ok apart from hairdresser Stephens, Lumley like Mccarthys decision making has been the difference.

Id take more of a smacking if it meant Martin went.

Christophe has been summoned to the sports republic board meeting in southampton to kick some arses.

We didnt lose and i'll till take that, another undefeated weekend. 1st half poor, 2nd half much better. Wee man made a difference when he came on, Armstrong kept his KPIs up of always hitting someone when shooting, archer seems to be the sort of 3/4 chance per goal striker. Thought Aribo helped when he came on retaining the ball, both wingbacks didnt have great games, also shout out to lumley who i thought did pretty good both with hands and feet. Fernandes and Dibbling our magicans.

It was Martin v their coach, they had a go at each other on the touchline after final whistle and then on pitch when shaking hands with players.

Downes showing Armstrong it's possible to shoot without hitting a man

Jesus these analysts are relegation material themselves. Also I wish there was a stat for measuring each time someone puts their hands up in the air in apology for a mistake, I bet we'd demolish everyone.

Difference between the 2 teams is stark, we hope to score Brighton expect to score.

At least Lumley looked more competent with his feet when I saw him last, let's hope that helps our defence.

Sort of opposite of what Stoke fans were saying about smallbone 🤣 Glad he's developing and playing well, hopefully it's enough for Martin if he's still here that he is ready to hold the CM position with Downes or someone else.

Who is going to want to join this shit show unless we win a few games before January. Also where the fuck is sulemana ?