Convict Colony

Interesting but I'd swap JWP for Tadic.

yeah he has already lived in one 3rd world country why swap it for another. I think our dutch connection will help significantly with a lot of these players now. When will Danny Blind come and watch us ?

He got found out about being a planet, renowned intergalactic liar.

Clasie is quality but like all oversea's players it will take him a few games to get up to speed with the league so give him 5 games as the speed will be dramatic but he is a warrior so will make sure he wins

Good stat

Nice Article for those that didn't see it earlier - http://www.whoscored.com/Articles/ok...or-Southampton

Amusing commentary from the feyenoord forum - http://feyenoord.netwerk.to/forums/HTML/forum9/2794-258.php "what I see coming here the last few weeks about Jordy over, we are the exception because he is parked here often as a leprechaun no **** of can. Which of course is nonsense, but that is what happens when you stay long. A friend is the first year a horny girl who knows the ropes and after five years a whiner who can not cook."

This is awesome, love Clasie and after yesterday's midfield performance only Vic could be said to have a good game and clasie's drive to win is just what we need, he is a gun. This photo makes me laugh

hahahahhahahahahaahahahaha no chance those ****ers have spent their budget this summer

seconded

Its ironic that both goalkeepers have played well in these games. Getting overrun in midfield and sloppy passing, no retention of possession.

Tadic that was a terrible free kick it hit the guys in their waists

Gape hasn't impressed in the 2 games I've seen so far, lets hope he grows into this game.

Gaston is working hard so far which is a plus

Thats the spirit

Steffen Freund looking pimp

Am i watching a football game or a weather forecast

He looks like the playmaker on the pitch [emoji23]

What was the price 1.5m think it was being crap in a few positions that attracted us, but to be fair to the bloke I'll give him 5 games

No way Davis would of saved that

Fark both games so far are defending has been comical, thank god pre-season is to iron out these issues

This guy is hilarious

Clubs will contest two 45-minute matches each, with the winners of the two semi-finals meeting in the final and the two losers playing off for third and fourth place. Salzburg take on Werder Bremen in the first match at 3pm, followed by the clash between Southampton and Valencia at 4.05pm. The teams are then back in action later in the afternoon, with the third place play-off at 5.10pm and the final at 6.15pm. On BT Sport 1 or the the link above from 3pm.

http://www.redbull.tv/videos/event-stream-559/the-international-tournament-in-the-red-bull-arena

Enjoy buddy