Crazy Diamond

No, I am not. Happy to help!

Never played it before, just downloaded the very original (I think), running through Wine on Mac. Don't really know what I'm doing. Any advice chaps? Or a link to a good walkthrough/FAQ?

Was my favourite song for a good few years, it's a brilliant tune.

John Carew could do a job in the Championship - and says he's heading to a Championship club too. Didn't set the world alight in the Prem but handy, no question. It's likely to be West Ham, according to a Twitter source.

Admittedly not their best at all. Couple of (obvious) classics on there though.

Indeed, I think lessons were learnt after Switzerland last year. What a disaster that pre-season was.

Oh and regarding Jason Puncheon possibly heading to the Skates, they're already got their own version of him: Greg Halford. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/journeyman_greg_in_for_the_long_haul_1_2928396 Oh dear. The Skates have filled their vacancy for someone with an attitude problem, so send Puncheon to QPR and let's have Gorkss. Thanks!

Indeed - they were meant to sign DJ Campbell today but could not afford it as they are still waiting for their first payment from the Premier League! Wonder if that means this transfer will be a bit drawn out...

Don't understand why they'd want to get rid of him, which is making me a bit doubtful over it all. Gabbidon has had a poor record with injuries (if memory serves) and was woefully out of form last season. Can't see why they'd sign him and shift Gorkss, if indeed that is the case as some people believe. Still, if it is all true and we get Gorkss, lose Puncheon and get a few bob, that's fine by me!

Personally I'd be disappointed with what's going on at QPR if I were a player there. A move away might not be a bad thing at all. Speaking as a Saints fan, I wouldn't mind signing him at all.

Quoted the wrong person, apologies for this post.

Christ, when was that?

As the title says. Paul Weller - Wake up the Nation. I was already starting to grow out of him, and then this monstrosity comes along. 22 Dreams was a solid album, and then he released that load of crap. I rarely buy albums anymore owing to my taste in older music, but I was actually ashamed to spend near £10 on that horse****.

Cannon Fodder, great game.

You called? It's a good one, yes. I actually prefer the live version on the 'Pulse' album, although when you go back to the original, it has a certain crispness to it which I adore. 21st Century Schizoid Man contains one of the finest prog moments ever, the saxophone, drum and guitar bit is incredible.

Would Hoddle sign Tevez?

It's been far too long in other words!

ESPN's Richard Jolly (who?) has us as low as 15th! Am I the only one who'd be disappointed with that? http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story/_/id/938890/championship-2011-12:-club-by-club?cc=5739

Make mine a 3 please!

If he leaves Peterborough I should imagine that the pre-season tag of relegation fodder may well come to fruition.

Sounds like Connolly is doing well. Sent from my quill and parchment.

Bit dangerous to judge whether fixtures before a ball has been kicked in anger. I'll start thinking about that kind of thing when ten fixtures all have been played.

Oh dear.

Blackburn are after him, seems they've lowered their targets from Ronaldinho etc.

That's what I'm here for!