hypochondriac

Should have paid his mortgage. I suspect they haven't put the sequel where the bailiffs got another order which allowed them to be physically removed.

Yorkshiresaintthelegend

You might be excited by some players being linked to us (though personally I am excited when they actually sign) but astonished to be targeting really good players? Seems rather easily pleased to me.

Why is mentioning a player's name astonishing?

Exactly. People need to embrace the songs and forget about little details like the name.

When we need a goal from somewhere we call for tello lo lo Rehab.

But he isn't signing for us...

Love it.

Throw away your Tellovision...

Tello! Tello! He's a Southampton boy and if you are a pompey fan surrender of you'll die Tello follows Southampton.

I'm excited for this signing purely on the basis of the song opportunities.

Seemingly.

Follow the Tello brick road. The possibilities are endless.

We call him mellow Tello.

We all live in a tello submarine.

It isn't over the top it is the market rate for the best players.

It's absolute rubbish

TBF I don't think he was claiming any knowledge himself, he was referring to Charlton fans and Gerrard.

Yes that's the one. I showed some foreigners round a while ago and he was absolutely brilliant.

They were 43 on here three days ago: http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/oakley-team-usa-fuel-cell-sunglasses-for-42-99-inc-p-p-using-code-teamusa-eyewear-1594310 I'll stick to my offer of 50 and can possibly collect tonight if you are free.

Rubbish.

Although still a million times better than ours.

Also some ex players get free tickets in hospitality. I know because I get to use them occasionally (and he charges me twenty quid the bastard).

The mayor who has just left office is an absolutely smashing bloke and completely down to earth. If he gets a free ticket then I'm pleased for him.

His obituary tweet made me lol