hypochondriac

Really stupid. We are in the playoffs.

That's 100% correct. Martin would rather lose playing what he considers to be a pure brand of football than win playing a more pragmatic style. He won't even change to a different approach when we are winning and hanging on which is why we concede late on or games end with us foog little to shake things up.

Either Martin gets lucky and wins the playoffs or he can fuck off. With the players he has, we are uderperforming.

Absolutely sick to the back teeth of Martin saying how well we played and how we deserved a victory. My brother in law watched with me tonight and was saying how impressed he was with us at half time. My response was that other than West brom I can't remember the last time we had put a 90 minute performance together and we will see where we are at full time. Lo and behold my prediction was 100% accurate. We were great for a lot of the game and then we let them score and we lose. It's not a coincidence that we have done this for multiple games. It's a mentality thing where we get ahead and the other don't push on to try to kill teams off. It's a mental block that we haven't got over, possibly even from last year.

Just seen in the post match comments that kwp was dropped rather than it being a fitness issue. Absolutely fuck off that's ridiculous.

Bazunu is shit. He hasn't been good enough for the vast majority of the season. I would love it if we replaced him next year.

That illogical. It's almost impossible to not make the playoffs. We'd need three more wins even if Norwich miraculously won every game.

Whilst that was totally wank, it makes the rest of the season easier. Focus should be entirely on the playoffs. Get a bit of momentum going and sort the defence.

If kwp isn't injured then ffs...

I worry this will end 1-1.

Agreed. Much rather have him at centre back if one of the others is missing.

West brom are on track for 80 points. That means we would need less than a point a game for the rest of the season. Isn't going to happen.

Kenzie can stay. Get Pinder back in and have an all female punditry team. Even Joey Barton would be supporting us.

Anyone with a jester hat, foam hand, face paint or flask of hot liquid to be turned away at the door, narrow the turnstiles so the real fatties are denied access. Restrict attendance of children to chapel only, replica shirts only allowed in that stand and anyone wearing one who looks older than 16 to be invited onto the pitch at half time to be mocked by all corners. Slip a few of the fatties in via a side entrance and bring back the football relay round the side of the pitch at half time but only when it's been raining. Extra incentive to do this at Christmas so they can all be dressed as santa. Employ stewards to immediately evict someone doing a gay wave or anyone who laughs at singing about being in the stand they are in. Reduce price of alcohol, lifetime stadium bans for anyone mentioning ultras. Fanbase will still be mostly shit but it will be an improvement for sure.

As ghey as Dale Winton in hot pants eating chocolate pudding off a naked Des Lynam.

12 wins and up as champions

I tell a lie it was a speedy recovery. Still face-palm worthy.

I'd be up for that over Southgate. We will probably get knocked out in the semis whilst having the strongest squad in my lifetime and boring everyone to death.

Yeah I'm not chomping at the bit to start another brexit discussion, simply pointing out that he doesn't seem to have changed his opinion.

I coukd be wrong but from memory he always claimed that there woukd be a cost to brexit and that ease of trade was not the only consideration. I remember the interviews at the time so it doesn't sound like he's really changed his position.

Controversial opinion maybe but why are they treating Sven like a make a wish child? Letting him pretend to be the Liverpool manager for a game, all the old England players recording him little messages (including Scholes saying "get well soon" ffs.) Obviously it's very sad that he's got a terminal illness but there's something about it that feels rather patronising. He's a grown man. We had quotes from journalists like "just look at his face." Wasn't the bloke a serial cheater who failed with the England team? Obviously I don't wish him ill and I hope he's happy but this feels a bit over the top to me. Maybe I'm wrong.

I'll be outside turnstile A. Ask one of the stewards for Keith and they'll know where to find me.

I'd support the far right on that basis only.

It's certainly not the people you claim to support given that they spectacularly failed to get anywhere near any sort of political power in decades.

Clearly it's an unhealthy obsession for some on social media and elsewhere.