notnowcato

Why did Spurs get rid? This is not a question to suggest that if he's not good enough for Spurs then he's not good enough for us but a genuine question. Given all the facts in his favour it does make you wonder why they sacked him.

Jihad

The number of judges with the first name of Justice is quite remarkable.

I can tell you why the seats either side of him are empty, this comes from a VERY reliable contact in the club. I wouldn't normally divulge such information to the wider public but I don't want this situation to develop into something bigger than it actually is. My contact is very close but they depend on the football club for the security of their family, I am privy to many of the goings on inside the camp but choose not to publish as I respect my contacts position. This occasion merits a change in tact as I believe I am not putting them at risk as the reason for the empty seats is actually very understandable when you know why. The seats either side of him are for his wife and his son, they couldn't make the game on Saturday so lent their swipe cards to a couple of acquaintances, Nicola made sure that the steward on the gate stopped this errant behaviour of the family and Nicola has confiscated the cards of his wife and son.

William Wallace or George Michael?

I know they sh!t in the woods but do all Bears hibernate for winter? Maybe he's out stuffin his cheeks with nuts.

I didn't think you had the choice on your avatar. If you did then it would have to be the Minx.

As a sign of respect we should retire the Hair avatar, so at least we can prevent a repeat of the sad copying of Deppo's Arnold Jackson picture. Gawd bless Bearsy and his literary reviews.

That's if you assume all of the budget was spent. Anyway, some decent signs for optimism but I'm not going to get too excited as I thought Swansea we're distinctly average.

Must admit I found that post disgusting. I mean, come on... what the feck is Michaela Strachan doing in this wenk fest of a fred? Put me off my stroke.

Get an NDA you two!

Scotty... are you like some kind of joke tester for Jimmy Carr or something?

Cheryl Ladd

lobster... steak... wine (bottle of).... you better be interested in the bonings!!

You and your rules Tokyo!

She married Trevor Le Montagne by the looks of it.

sorry, enough cock from me. An obvious but worthy entry for Raquel Welch

for the record I like cock but I'm disappointed that pr!ck is not accepted

cock ***** ?? you can have cock but you can't have pr!ck??

History could show that this is a case of horses for courses - I really hope not. At least our charge has proven that he can get us promoted from lower leagues - jury out on Pardew. History could also show that Newcastle's scouting network have done a first class job for Pardew

Maybe, as Bearsy would say, the dumb mods could knock a poll up as to the ending that the reader desires / requires. Far be it for me and my clumsy literary skills to suggest the poll options but I'd be happy if fisting and elephant sock appeared as one action and consequence.

Give the trolling a rest Alpine, it's very boring and ruined a perfectly acceptable thread.

Our "shaky" defence in the NPC had the 2nd highest number of clean sheets in that league, Reading had two more than us.

Ivan Golac to bring a little flair to the mix and a **** ton of nasty cvnt.

Vitriol aside - can you not see the link between performance on the pitch and recruitment off it? I assumed that it was a given for a CEO to be involved financial agreements and litigation of transfers so I was curious to know if there were other footballing matters that the CEO was involving himself with.