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That's the point though, no **** follows through with the Rule 1 request. Making the request devoid of meaning. Devaluing the Rule 1 etiquette. On your forum head be it. As for our in house optimist, Alpine, I imagine his missus stood half a stride behind him vigorously imitating a masturbation action or the classic clenched fist thrusted towards open mouth with tongue inside cheek pushing the cheek out. Actually, I bet she dominates his ass and is rarely out of rubber.

Dear Bearsy Could you find it your heart for the New Order Saints Explorer web thingy infract for the use of the oft repeated, rarely funny "Rule 1". Don't get me started on the classic "sauce" or pictures of nuns. You get me? NNC

I can picture Alpine's missus spilling some of his pint on the way back to her master... You guessed it, she returned with glass half empty.

Is this "guy" a "friend of yours"?? A cyclist from Portsmouth has been run over by a bus. He is still alive but only just. Police are urging the driver to come forward.

Tsk, Tokyo, Tokyo... Snails actually have a very good sense of direction and it would take sustained trauma to the poor snail for him to lose his inner compass. Simply lobbing the harmless gastropoda over the neighbours fence will not stop the wee fella being back at your doorstep in less than 2 hours.

Hmmmm... wait a minute! I doubt even a nubile Fatima Whitbread could launch said snail more than 100m and given that your average garden snail can cover 50m in an hour, all is not what it seems here. Something is a bit fishy.

Great our record signing can help the defence. Get back in your hole, negative man.

No! It must be new and it must be shiny.

Frankel for me.

During his visit to Northern Ireland the Pope asked Paddy what he thought of County Down. Paddy replied "It's shet since Carol Vorderman left."

Sign outside a butchers... "Our lovely pork and bacon bangers with just a hint of cumin"

Eliminated?? Surely you mean "Embraced"?

I know, your Italian Tank impression is a sight to behold.

Punch has only started putting a shift in now we are in the Premier League. Not the type of character to rely upon. His reaction to Ramirez coming in could be telling. Competition is at least healthy for that spot. Is that J-Rod written off then? He is a much better prospect leading the line than playing on the left. At the moment it will take an injury or suspension to Rickie for J-Rod to get his chance but I would hold off judging him until he's had a run of games up front.

It's not rocket salad is it? J-Rod covers Rickie. Mayuka brings much needed pace. Ramirez is better than Puncheon. You don't know how good Gazza or Yoshi are but dispute they are good enough.. Yoshi plays left back for Japan tonight, having captained them at centre back in the Olympics.

"Comprend" was a nod to a dodgy 80s comedy show - guess you had to be there.

There is currently 9 hours difference between London and Sydney, 8 hours between Turin and Sydney. 11am in Turin = 7pm in Sydney. Comprend??

Can't answer either of your questions but I do know that he thinks NC is an embarrassment to SFC. That's his opinion. My opinion is that he would be in the minority, by some considerable margin, amongst Saints fans with that thought.

This morning our time, morning Aussie time in Turin Italy would not be the most ideal unveiling

Wasn't there supposed to be a presser this morning to announce ADP signing up to the Aussie Dollar?

Why do certain posters talk of a Cult of Cortese? Utter nonsense. I've not done a survey but I suspect the majority of Saints fans are grateful that he had the foresight to see the opportunity with us.

Scholes was running the game in between our midfield and the front 3. We needed fresh chasing legs in the middle, NA didn't have that option. At least dropping Seaborne in front of Jose and Jos would have allowed JWP to push on to Scholes. The decision to move Hammond on was too hasty in my opinion, can only hope that Cork is back in training soon.

If Hammond was available on the bench, would you have brought him on for the final 20 minutes?

Or ADP's agent is trying to flush out further interest from other EPL clubs. We shall see.

Could be both but I very much doubt it is just the former.