mack rill

Yes! 20 overs to get 135 this should be fun,,,,,,,we hope;)

WI-66-0 after 12 overs............Looks like we are giving em a chance in this one!:mad:

Think its time to Email the Aussies asking if we could forget about the ashes for a few more years:rolleyes:.......55 for 6 FFS!:mad: Wan*ers.

ooooooh petite girls are a real turn on:smt049;)

:shock: All at the same time?...........................sausage up wind tunnel me thinks;)

She has been getting down and dirty with us.....back where she belongs (I :smt049 Vicky)

I'm deeply touched by your concern,,,,But don't worry we will not need to lone any of your fine young players;)

No need to fret son. If it came to that all our gear is portable,,,,It will be just like Billy Smarts coming to town once a fortnight:D

Well then the tide must of come in and they couldnee get across.:smt019 Any way Jillyanne while we are on about the sea and all things fishy, I PMd you about photos of pussy:smt049

What a lode of Bollix,,,,,We haven't got a navy to give em to anymore. In fact of all the shore bases i went to only shotly NR Ipswich did (HM Ganges),

You tell em Corp! Not only will we be able to have a family section and concessions but we will have the novelty of being able to shut off the corners.:smt118:smt118

Satellite imagery is not allowed over Portsmuff! MOD and all that sh*t, (we are a Big secret HTH)

Thanks Mr Saint, you put it better than i could. Screening to stop this terrible way to die has gone up 20% since Jade splashed it across the media, With luck she will of helped to save many a young girls lives, RIP Jade.

Bet the stats man is band from the Green smoke today:D

LoL What a bunch of loons WI have taken the light when thy still needed 2 runs:smt043:toimonster::smt023

If you had followed the Pompey Fred,,You would of seen that us(the blue few) had reliably informed you (pony fiddlers) that the Whore,,Sea island plan had gon Tits up and it was back to the magic roundabout at Fratton:rolleyes: BUT! all is not lost rooooooooooomer as it this summer could get very interesting;)

Well there you go!,,,,,,Just when you pony fiddlers thought you couldn't get any Lowe...er(well you can but only one place;)) Your bestist friends from down the ally give you news that has brightened you up no end. Almost as good as when you unveiled the statue of mad Mandy.

If you are relegated,,,, There will be a verbal lynching of lord Lowe citing the drastic cost cutting as instigating your fall from grace. So if you manège to avoid the drop,(and your current form plus the games you have left suggest you should) Will Rupert get the credits for the drastic cost cutting measures that kept the wolves from your door, and maintained your fizzy pop statues.:smt017,,,,,me thinks not!

:D feckin Skates the bastards are everywhere:smt023

Just a thought but how much dose Lord Lowe pocket in wages per season.:smt017

Ain't life a f8ckin b.i.t.c.h !:smt023

Yer they do it allot down our end of the ally,,,,,just before they hit you with a new feckin kit!:mad:

Kin ell ,,,,you should be all right my boy its only got a 5in girth,:cool:

Oi! rodent your f8ckin with us, arnt you:mad:

:smt044:smt044 Make this a sticky Mods,,,,last thing we want is to lose this Fred like wot happened to the statue one,:smt023