mack rill

Sounds like a little sh*t who's been norty, And knows Santa hasn't got him one in his Sack!:smt064;)

silent fart! holy fart! Remain calm release your bomb, Round the kitchen up from your chair, Little atoms of poop in the air, See the cloud slowly creeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeep, Watch all your friends breath in deeeeeeeeeeeeeep

To the choon of A lot like Christmas, Its beginning to look a lot like syphilis, All around my nose, I picked him up in a bar gate den, He but ****ed me once and then He lodged a candy Kaine up my asshole, Its beginning to look allot like syphilis Boy is my ares sore But the prettiest sight to see, Is his pecker to his Knees, When I'm on all fours, A pair of buffalo boots, And a pistol that shoots Is much to much to ignore, Fist well go walking then well start talking, But i hope he will want do more. And mum and dad can hardly Waite for me to go and **** a whore, Eeeeeeeeeeeer, Its beginning to look a lot like syphilis, But i still like boys more, But the ugliest sight to see, Is the canker that will be, Round my Owen back door,

Maybe hes just a feckin BIG boy,,,and no young filly will get near him:cool:

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You work in a mortuary Don't you! (Neckro Man is hear)

When the whole ground were singing and clapping Amarillo sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet:grin:

This weekend will be Purrrfect(see what i done there Jilly:smt008) That will give you two days to hang the decks, And go to the DIY shop. (if like me your decks are lost in the attic You just know during the search foot will slip through the ceiling:mad:)

:smt039:smt039 Walkin the mile Boss, Walkin the green mile.:smt073:smt051

Scotty.....your a feckin lying bastard;) Get back with the other pony Boys and stop pulling our chain.

True But how many arse holes are going to run round to old bill squealing (some moosh caved my roof in while i was trying to blag his gaff.)

want cheering up Pes?......theres a FAcup draw Fred on the main board. and Yes you guessed it. Thy want us ....amarillo time:cool:

W***** The man is a legend and was loved by the Fratton End, He was our favorite scummer, And he never let us forget it.:prayer: Happy Birthday Windmill Mick:smt023

Who will be stepping up to receive this well deserved award? Jan Pot, or the Grinning Toff:smt065

No Dull Days you cannot forget 27 odd years of pain, We are not smug, just livin the dream:D.......cos you just never know when fate will creep up behind you and snatch it all away....know what i mean:toimonster:

Ouch!:smt019 Lets hope they are half as good as watching Luggys bunch of ogge bashers A!:smt118

Have a feeling thats the least of her worries;)

See there you go!...You got to try and put a damp squid on anything positive from our end of the ally, Would of thought the reaction would be (Ho goody:D if we ever manage to play pompey again it will be in a new soooooooooooooooooper Doooooooooooper stadium) Sadly for some reason all you pony Boys are very suspicious of anything positive;) Remember our Chairman is Sir Pork Pie of Storey. Not Sir Red Chops of Lowe.:cool:

PFC New Mega stadium plans (no 3000) have just been unveiled on the clubs web site:D......read and weep suckers;)

Why shop at M&S when you can shop at Asda!:rolleyes:Bye one get one Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee;)

Brilliant GM....is final fantasy out on ps3 yet!

Theirs always one **** who has to be the Joana and try to feck up what has been for you pony boys a Trifffffic weekend. I wonder if this will mean No Mince Pie this year;)

Ease up! Itler and Freddy Boy were both assholes:smt112

Agree 100% but you don't get to many chances to get the old wooden spoon out

You reading this Stuuuuuuuuuuuuy:smt084 Big man at the wheel of this tug boat offering to bail Corp (a feckin skate) out if he comes up trumps. Yet you a true dyed in the wood pony fiddler has to fork out.