mack rill

If i was CID i would keep an eye on Calamity's post (when the brown bag arrives) Having witnessed that f*ck up its got to be a fix or betting scam.

Take no notice of the sad **** Barj.....Its a feckin good game to watch what ever the result;)

Was there a catchy little Jingle for Lord of Lowe. som fink like......Hear we go its wooopert Lowe Bullin on your radio:)

F*ckin grate.......another result for the tree huggers , do gooders, and great unwashed of this world Every knut who breaths air in the UK should have there DNA on file. Old Bill cold pick the bastards up before thy have chance to re offend. It could save millions in money and man hours.:mad:

Stay He comes across as such a smug Knut, Oh and any chance he could do one of them monthly speech thingeys Like a Lord Lowe's half hour, One more thing, Any chance of having the original Statue back,,,,Cheers ps....love Mack!:smt114

Sounds like a little sh*t who's been norty, And knows Santa hasn't got him one in his Sack!:smt064;)

silent fart! holy fart! Remain calm release your bomb, Round the kitchen up from your chair, Little atoms of poop in the air, See the cloud slowly creeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeep, Watch all your friends breath in deeeeeeeeeeeeeep

To the choon of A lot like Christmas, Its beginning to look a lot like syphilis, All around my nose, I picked him up in a bar gate den, He but ****ed me once and then He lodged a candy Kaine up my asshole, Its beginning to look allot like syphilis Boy is my ares sore But the prettiest sight to see, Is his pecker to his Knees, When I'm on all fours, A pair of buffalo boots, And a pistol that shoots Is much to much to ignore, Fist well go walking then well start talking, But i hope he will want do more. And mum and dad can hardly Waite for me to go and **** a whore, Eeeeeeeeeeeer, Its beginning to look a lot like syphilis, But i still like boys more, But the ugliest sight to see, Is the canker that will be, Round my Owen back door,

Maybe hes just a feckin BIG boy,,,and no young filly will get near him:cool:

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You work in a mortuary Don't you! (Neckro Man is hear)

When the whole ground were singing and clapping Amarillo sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet:grin:

This weekend will be Purrrfect(see what i done there Jilly:smt008) That will give you two days to hang the decks, And go to the DIY shop. (if like me your decks are lost in the attic You just know during the search foot will slip through the ceiling:mad:)

:smt039:smt039 Walkin the mile Boss, Walkin the green mile.:smt073:smt051

Scotty.....your a feckin lying bastard;) Get back with the other pony Boys and stop pulling our chain.

True But how many arse holes are going to run round to old bill squealing (some moosh caved my roof in while i was trying to blag his gaff.)

want cheering up Pes?......theres a FAcup draw Fred on the main board. and Yes you guessed it. Thy want us ....amarillo time:cool:

W***** The man is a legend and was loved by the Fratton End, He was our favorite scummer, And he never let us forget it.:prayer: Happy Birthday Windmill Mick:smt023

Who will be stepping up to receive this well deserved award? Jan Pot, or the Grinning Toff:smt065

No Dull Days you cannot forget 27 odd years of pain, We are not smug, just livin the dream:D.......cos you just never know when fate will creep up behind you and snatch it all away....know what i mean:toimonster:

Ouch!:smt019 Lets hope they are half as good as watching Luggys bunch of ogge bashers A!:smt118

Have a feeling thats the least of her worries;)

See there you go!...You got to try and put a damp squid on anything positive from our end of the ally, Would of thought the reaction would be (Ho goody:D if we ever manage to play pompey again it will be in a new soooooooooooooooooper Doooooooooooper stadium) Sadly for some reason all you pony Boys are very suspicious of anything positive;) Remember our Chairman is Sir Pork Pie of Storey. Not Sir Red Chops of Lowe.:cool:

PFC New Mega stadium plans (no 3000) have just been unveiled on the clubs web site:D......read and weep suckers;)

Why shop at M&S when you can shop at Asda!:rolleyes:Bye one get one Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee;)