mack rill

Whats the most confusing day in scumpy land....................Farthers day:smt044

Your the bestest team we have murdered this season ......Honest:smt012

:-#....What like farmers do to sheep's tails?

Don't fret my pony fiddling Friends, Wooooopert said the golden clogers are hear for the long haul:smt044

Avant got a clue Nickey Boy:smt115;;;;er maybe the big muvers we now have int the team, All came in on one of them Boat's.:smt047

Losers:smt044

No 1 Burley No 2 satchel Face Burley came across as as a manager who did not really want to be at Saints With the moneys he had you should of walked the fizzy instead he P*ssed it up the wall and jumped ship when the chance arrived, The only good thing about the scotch **** was the silly Jocks paid to take him off your hands. Redknapp,,,,,,,,,,Hes just a knut!

Fluckit!,,,,,,so thats were we went wrong!!!!!!!

Up to Saturday we had sub zero temperates every night for about two weeks, Baffin's pond has been frozen for most that time, The sea was frozen up Langston The frost was well into the ground not just whitening the tips of the grass, PFC had industrial heaters and the pitch covered since the Monday, It was a Perm Referee who called the game off, Not a silly little ****** opening his bedroom window and thinking (yer its alright)

A fit Tart, With a fanny like a horses Collier, Buy a gallon of cold cream and get my sweeeeeeeeeet ass! down the dockyard wall, Make a fortune;)

Pes;,,,,,,im beginning to wonder about you,,,,,If you change (:prayer:Sasha Gaydamak:prayer:) to (:butthead:Lord Lowe:butthead: ) And Saints for Pompey. You have a Scooby post:smt044

Just pull on the end of the Durex, Scotty boy it will slip strait out:smt044

Sounds like you have been abusing your ring, You haven't by Any chance found that when you go out and get well lathered, You happen to wake up the next day with a Johny hanging half way out your bottle?

Any chance of it going into double figures just for us gloating at the telly:smt118

Entertainment time, on the fratton touch line. Agree Bridge has been kickin his heels for to long there, Bank balance wise he must be quids in, But football wise hes wasted a year.

Not really,,,,Before he signed for us it was a puzzle why a striker with his goal per match ratio was kept on the bench by the Dutch kunt and One a Day Ramos,,,,Now we know. While we were creaming are nickers over getting him The yedds were coming on the web saying, (Yul be sorry) when hes not in a (Billy big ******** strop) hes a top quality striker, But a club of our size cannot afford a passenger two games out of three. Give me Benji for his work rate alone any day. With luck we will get big bucks for him.

Exactly!.....What a feckin waste

Sam Fox ......What a waste;)

And we are STILL in the prem:smt118 Happy New Year Suckers!:smt023

this silly rule came out about 10 to 15 years ago while i was a steward in the away end at fratton Park, Very embarrassing I was instructed to shout out (no photos) a chorus of laughter and much p*s taking to the tune of (who the f*ck wants a picture of this sh*t Hole) would greet me every time;)

Toffee side of the Hub Cap Steelers will welcome him with open arms;)

My apologies ESB The turnip head remark was meant for Denzils Quote;)

If they snuff it on mass it will pizz off the government .....they have already shelled out the heating allowance:D

Jewell on the Ichin,,,,:smt044 (is that an iceberg Cap`n):smt112