mack rill

Hears a little Mockney tip for all you peeps who have wolfed down excessive amounts of grub that gives you jip! Half a teaspoon of Bicarbonate of Soda in 20mill of water,,,,,saves forking out for gallons of Gaviscon and the likes, (the family and myself will be round the back of SMS selling lucky ever next season,,,,,,,providing there is a next season:smt023)

Mao cap quick question,,,,,,,,Are the scorpions still in the dock yard.

What! Jilly's a fast F**K?,,,,,Oh sorry silly me you said lagged;)

With a premiership badge on it:heart::smt033

QUOTE=mattyd;288080]Why will there be a further points deduction? Cos you might be hiding a whole cemetery in your closet:smt107:smt112

The Doctor reels em in! Brilliant:cool:

Murder on the dance floor, Ricky best you join the golden boy and retire:(

Manure have looked jaded and leggy lately, (not counting the yid second half) Plus this is all arsenic have left to play for. Arsenic to win over the two legs,

:smt043:smt043 Please,,no more tummy's hurting:smt043:smt043 Any chance of merging this with the statue Fred.

Hatton for me, allot of peeps are deluded after what they saw against a fast fading star The golden Boy. Pacman is quick But Ricky boy has not ****ed it all up the wall before training for this one, He will be to strong and will tag pacman by the 8th.

Stick yur house on Toon, If there were 11 keepers at the club Hart would play them, Hes that defensive if we go one down there will be no **** on the field to equalize:mad:

Gallows humor is all part of the healing proses for us long suffering football fans when miner hiccups like relegation just appen to come our way. So hear is some more medicine. what is Southampton's favorite breakfast cereal....................Cheerios:)

Bravo Chez:D Bravo,,,,,,,? is there pay on the gate.......in the happy end?

Cough,,,thank you Sir Trevor;-).........simples

Awww Stuey, Being a fully paid up member entitles you to discounts on Razor Blades, and Rope,,,,,,,You just might need em sometime soon.

FFS Ponty! even we have more to do than that shyt hole:mad:

:smt047:smt023........sorry B2f,,,,,couldn't help myself;)

To many swampy type dogooders on hear, If it doesn't fit down there ally Its narrow minded, Racial, or Mucky:mad: MB ......Put up a Camel Toe Fred, That will have em swarming back.

Can we have an explanation for (rough looking bird) ie she was wearing slept in the street looking Duds. She was looking quite ill. You felt intimidated when she thrust the bucket under your snout, and talked in a deep husky voice. You just new if you looked at her the wrong way she would cave your roof in. She occupied the same place in the good looks Que, as you do in the fizzy. You had no chance of trapping her so she falls under the heading of Rough.

Cadbury,:smt047,,,,simples.

Up to the Bolt-on game i would of said Hub Cap Stealer's have no chance. but now if they get an early goal it could get interesting.

weer gonna make it bigger, And spin it around. (click) simples

Lobby for Park n Ride to Fratton.,,,,,,,,,(click) simples.:cool:

Squeeze them cheeks boys

sounds like squeaky bum time at SMS at the mo;)