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I would bring all the recent past and present Directors together with interested financial fans of the club make Lowe,Wilde and Crouch work together under an independent Chairman to save our club. Surely if they all love the club they will put all their differences aside and put a joint plan of action in place. A little bit like talking to my girls when they were younger. In the end to be truthful had to get the wife to sort it out. Then again we could always let Mary Corbett chair over these naughty boys.

Cheers for that.

After all the tax,agents fees, players fees and incentive to Stoke to take him off our wage bill we are left with minus. Sorry forgot we get young Pulis and Pericard and other loans during the season no doubt.

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So the comment from one of our players didn't give himself or another Saints player the clue to stand on his toes come what may when he loiters in the box.(mark him that is)

Give them Kyle and pretend we didn't know the difference.

You suggest that he was not at Sunderland in which case the simple question, where was he? You do not mention where he was on Saturday. St Marys? Just curiosity to help us posters.

We know Stoke will push Pulis snr sooner than later and with our troubles I wonder how long before Managerial change. So as someone mentioned previously, where will Pulis snr resurface. At least young Pulis will get a few games for us this season.

Contract at Brentford?

The only question that never seems to be answered is that Lowe and Wilde returned and once again with no financial imput. No reliance on selling players as it is now quite clear it will not happen or clubs hold us to ransom so where is there money as Directors to cover this shortfall until the players are sold? All I ever hear is it is their club and their shares so great forward thinking when they have not got the money before or now. I know you are a supporter of the said duo and the club but I do not call their strategy very sound for supposed financial big men. You know as well as we all do to sell players is a no brainer so why take players in part exchange who you and I both know is not even good enough for our reserves or is it blackmail.

So finances dictate but then we are supposed to be taking a player not good enough for Stoke reserves or any of the teams he has been loaned out to. Surely he will need wages and reduces the fee for Davies. It does not make sense and if JP has a choice he was not watching the Stoke friendly or in any of his appearances in the past seasons. Just can't make sense of this.

Not me, but the old dear that runs the bingo is definitely is. She used to go out with Alf Ramsey and has retained a grasp of everthing Saints. She also told me she knows a bloke called George WEAH and passed on some of his info to Graham Souness when he popped in for a game of Bingo. She also said she would like to get into some of our Yuf and show them some real formations.

Then again I would not be able to stop and tell my daughter how we built Stonehenge and used the lumps of rock as goals during our lunch hour and stop at Salisbury and try to talk Nick Holmes into a comeback. Bloody M5 AND M4.

But thats what we are best at, please don't spoil our fun.

We had a whip round in the pub during bingo and an agent has got him for us in a double deal with an ex Saint called Ali Dia and both will be arriving on Friday after the takeover and we has been told both will fit our yuf policy.

I still need to know who started this Surman to Reading lie as they will have my daughter to answer to. I hope I don't have to start driving to Reading so she can watch him play. Then again I might just put my foot down. But then again I will have to ask the good wife to give me permission first to put my foot down.

Yeah, Wilde off our site. Only joking Mike, I am always available for any freebees in the suites on match days. Please give me a ring and I will tell you about some of these posters.

No but is he sure? You might be right as the ITKs who defended his appointment by Mr Lowe and kept telling us on this , sorry previous forums, that they had seen him at games? at airport? or have they been mis-leading me. That was the impression they were giving to show that they, The Dutch duo, knew our team and could make team decisions early on. I would never call anyone a liar but thought it was strange. But if that is what he truly says and he has NEVER seen Davies play even for other teams or even when he has watched U19 U21 etc. or that maybe that was Mark Wotte, but then again he might not take his fellow coachs advice . Confused of the terraces.

But then again some of the alleged ITKs said that JP had been over watching games before Mr Lowe and Mr Wilde returned. Now I believe he has seen him play more than a few times. That is my honest opinion and if you want me to prove I will need a little time. Just thought it was a strange statement to make particularly as JP would have known Davies was coming back to the squad and would have been an added bonus. Then again he might not have watched any of our games...I wonder.

No, your right, as you have said before, I am full of drivel and as I have said before my wife says exactly the same about me. It was a joke.

I believe that is a little harsh to call him a chump, I am sure he means well.

As a fan of Southampton I have never been right yet, as The Chairman has told me on a regular basis but then again I do not think he has always been right and he has proved that may times but I suppose that is his perogative. Thats my logic and only my humble opinion My other logic is that the Football Chairman should be running the Football side but does not always seem to be on the loop. I am sure Mr Wilde will tell us differently but I did think JP would have a fair crack of the whip but now appears to have his hands tied behind his back. Bearing this all in mind I might have it totally wrong as they do not allow me in the loop as I am outside the organisation except when they invite me in on match days. Anyway I leave you in peace as I know its not your fault and we both obviously enjoyed Pompei coming second best.

You really are missing out on life if you do not go with some of the rumours on here. Anyway lets get back to the football as we might need some more players on Saturday. I hope JP can count.

The fun of the forum.

His first quote or the very muddled clarification? Don't worry, I am a true fan and have no axe to grind with any of these Directors. I was disappointed when Pearson went, when Woggy went and no doubt more disappointment TO COME from my daughter when Surman goes. I will even get over it when Davies goes but please do not try to tell me that our coach knows what is going on around him as I believe he was totally in the dark which is very worrying. No argument with any of my fellow posters just my opinion about the state of our club. My opinion and all that. I still live in hope.