LGTL

Can he not just give money to a mate, who buys the ST and then just gives it to him? Or is Cortese stood at the turnstile with a shotgun waiting for him every match? I highly doubt it could be enforced for him not to attend, and there are so many ways around it it's untrue. I think he highlights the "I can't have a ST" just a little too much, when in reality he probably could.

Cinnamon Pop Tarts are to die for, and come highly recommended if you love cinnamon. You can't buy them in this country though, only place I can get them is in the new sweet shop in Lymington that ships in American food. £4 a box or something silly, but absolutely worth every single penny.

Best cereal ever made.

Lets hope so.

Didn't George Bush, that well documented Democrat (Dune), try and claim he was a descendant of an irishman from the 12th century? Trying to win Irish-American votes is nothing new, and is certainly not confined to the Democrats.

Eh? Or do you mean 1991?

Oh don't worry, Cortese is no mug and will see to screwing him over a little i'm sure.

I wouldn't count on it when 90% of our fanbase are complete bellends.

that is horrific! That is one disgusting habit that woman seem to have.

All the midfielders and attackers have proved themselves at the highest level, with the exceptions of Davies, Lansbury, Delfounso and Wickham. Lallana is a quality player but I wouldn't go as far as to say he is better then the majority of them.

Yet more propaganda from the blue few.... Season ticket sales must be low.

I'd happily pay £650 for a season ticket in the Premiership, an average of £35 a game. That price could be wishful thinking though should it ever happen.

I'm glad I can't remember Branfoot and that my earliest memory is of Bally, in particular the 14th Feb 1994 v Liverpool, a day before my 6th birthday.

Allardyce is in talks with West Ham apparantly, which would instantly make them more competitive.

Programme printers and advertising, two of the most important aspects of a football club... Jesus ****ing christ.

You don't think we'll finish either 1st or 24th then?

Johnson will almost certainly be snapped up by a PL team, he is a very decent defender.

No, i'm just 9 and my balls haven't dropped. I'm really worried that the new kit hasn't been released yet

Unless you are 11, who seriously cares about the kit? And I really don't see the issue with season tickets. This will probably be our 2nd season without an installment plan, so people have had plenty of time, the best part of a year, to save a pretty small sum of £500. Surely you'd prefer that money sitting in your bank account rather than the clubs? If people moan and say "oh we only have a month to save for the season ticket" i'm going to scream.

Yes but Danny is 12 and still wets the bed (no offence dannysfc Mate!)

By a distance, you want to see his new house in Highcliffe...

I'd make CMS our number one target this season, I don't think Norwich will be interested now. We'd surely have as much chance as anyone else?

Albeit with less skill, less power, worse players and ultimately less success you mean!

MK Dons have been absolutely dreadful.

2-0 to Peterborough. Should be a cracking final anyway.