LGTL

I’m really hoping when this is all said and done, that it’ll change the country for the better. Hopefully everyone will appreciate what we have just a little bit more.

Sunak is hugely impressive isn’t he. Not just because he’s a Saints fan.

Needs must I suppose.

Turns out we do have a magic money tree after all! Staggering times we’re living in.

I appreciate sometimes it can look like that, and I’m sure some teachers don’t need much persuasion, much like plenty of other people in plenty of other professions. But you have to realise, children are dirty. Schools are dirty. Most teachers have colds of some sort 80% or so of the year! Teachers were always going to have to self isolate when the symptoms to do that can be caused by a simple cold. Anyway it’s all irrelevant now, schools will be shut by Friday.

Firstly, schools aren’t a childcare service, but at the moment it’s certainly within the national interest so fair enough. The solution is quite simple actually, skeleton staff could remain in school to supervise the children of key workers, particularly nurses and doctors. This isn’t being reported but is readily being done in other countries.

Schools will be shut within a week, I think that’s pretty clear. They’ll be nobody left in them anyway now he’s increased it to 14 days isolation for a cough/temperature.

Timothy Gowers, possibly one of the brightest people in this country, is currently arguing for a complete lockdown now. His twitter feed is well worth a read. Meanwhile, Patrick Vallance is writing his latest information for us in a Sun article

10 more UK deaths. Spain now in complete lockdown. Keep washing those hands everyone please.

Yep, I have a raised temperature at the moment so will be doing the 7 days as Boris has instructed.

I don’t as it was a live broadcast. But he basically said; ’Not testing alone, not contact tracing alone, not quarantining alone, not social distancing alone. You must do it all’ In other words, the complete opposite of us.

WHO chief basically saying we’re doing it wrong. But hey, what does he know?

We are out on our own now with this ‘response’. Let’s see if ‘Britain knows best’ is actually true.

Bournemouth now self isolating.

Absolutely ridiculous that they haven’t been cancelled already. This will finally get it done.

Fair enough. I guess we’ll see if our way or the way of Italy, Spain, Ireland, Denmark et al is correct.

Literally the PM just announced ‘it’s nothing like flu’.

I gave up at ‘flu’ and ‘warm temperatures’ I never knew cooks in the Navy were privy to the highest of talks, but you’ve proved me wrong.

Ok.

You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. Read more often, it does you good.

Gabbiadini has tested positive

Quite, which is why I’m baffled to his reaction so far. It’s better to overreact then under react where public health is concerned.

Italy are literally going to let their over 70’s die. Meanwhile Boris is still sitting here doing absolutely nothing, who’d have thought. Just cancel the season, some things are more important.

Hopefully this means they’re starting to listen to concerns, fair play if so. Although probably not needed at Everton, lower allocation is always plenty for there.

Utter scabs. Every single last one of them.