LGTL

We’ve been pathetic against 9 so far.

Move the ball quicker FFS

They’ve made all their subs, will be down to 9 if he’s fucked..

Hits the post and lands in the keepers arms!

Absolutely superb from JWP. Not many better in the world at those then him.

First time Newcastle have scored 3 goals in the first half for 5 years. Saints love to give don’t they.

Oh fuck off, just fuck off

Wilson off injured

A S-M killing us every time he gets the ball.

Great touch, great finish.

Oh FFS

Chance for Ings, should have done better really.

Correct, think it was to be fair. Woeful from Bednarek

Woeful from Stephens

Rubbish record up there, especially recently. I remember the Elia brace win but not sure we’ve had too much else. Be a good time to change that.

Wonderful. Newcastle is easily the best away of the season. It’s gutting not to be travelling up later this afternoon.

Yep, it’s dull as dishwater. Get me back in the stadium, and genuinely not interested in watching 5 games a day.

I’d bring Minamino straight in. McCarthy, KWP, Stephens, Bednarek (if available), Bertrand, Romeu, JWP, Armstrong, Minamino, Adams, Ings.

Really looking forward to this!

You don’t want a stream mate, watch something else.

I bet Ralph must be tempted to lamp the little shit. Fucking idiot.

Our record at Old Trafford in recent history is pretty good, but I do fear that won’t continue this evening.

What’s Caceres up to these days?

It does smell a bit of ‘we tried really really hard’ doesn’t it.

Well I didn’t see this one coming.