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I use TweetBot on both my iPhone and iPad. Tried loads of Twitter clients over the last few years and have found this to be the best for me in terms of look, features and feel. Love it do much it's one of the few apps that I don't object to paying for on each device!

I just couldn't, in the end: it would've felt a little bit paedo !!

Like he said on Twitter, he's going to Vegas with the family as they have friends/relations out there. There is nothing sinister going on. I could tell you which other players are doing their own family holiday thing: but I won't, as it's none of your business and they're entitled to a PRIVATE life. The season is over. Forget football and what the players may or may not be doing. Get a life.

No, I gave her a foot-long instead.

We were on holiday in the USA, taking in San Francisco, Las Vegas, Grand Canyon and Scottsdale. Four nights were in Vegas. We got married on the second last night after I declared "I suppose we'd better do it then, or else you're going to be ****ing miserable for the rest of the holiday." $121 later after a drive-thru ceremony at The Little White Wedding Chapel, the deed was done and we were able to have our food reception for two in a Subway, get píssed and enjoy the rest of the impromptu honeymoon.

Using supermikey's powers of deduction, it's safe to assume that the three arrested consist of the dark-haired Lithuanian crackhead prossie that loiters near the PDSA, from whom the victim bummed the cigarette that smouldered and caused his cremation; a shop assistant from the Newsagent on the corner of Kingsbury Road, where the Sotonian tramp bought the matches that lit the said accidental suicide fag; And, The Easter Bunny.

Yes. I'd have no problem if schools reintroduced the cane. My daughter was shocked when I said as much a few years ago, but if she was caned then she would have deserved it for poor or ride behaviour. If kids behave and let the teachers get on with teaching them rather than having to try to control delinquents, then they'd have nothing to worry about.

I think someone was lying to you. You still sound like a bumpkin.

You should be able to get a decent enough 2nd had MacMini for that amount. Then you won't have to worry about Anti-Virus, Firewall etc., and they'll have trouble-free computing.

Been saying this for ages. He's French, it fits and it's not too complicated for the Northam mongs.

You just said it was genetic. If you take that line of thought then homosexuality is a genetic defect, as it certainly isn't normal. As this is my third post of the day, I'll just take this opportunity to wish you and your future husband a happy life together.

Ok, it's either a mental illness or a genetic defect. Granted, people might not be able to help the way they are: hence why maybe they should be able to marry just like mentally or physically disabled normal people.

I think it's completely wrong: both homosexual marriage and homosexuality itself. Having said that, there's nothing stopping heterosexual couples with other mental disorders marrying, so I guess we have to move with the times and treat all of those with mental illnesses the same.

Dogma.

It's fun watching some people try to reason why the non-iPads are 'just as good' as iPads. It reminds me of the 'like a VW' ads.

Also, having an HIV+ ex on your CV isn't terribly appealing when you're looking for your next piece of skirt. Saying "Yeah, she had HIV+, but it wasn't full blown AIDS." and "It's ok, I always used a condom when ****ging her HIV+ infected *****." probably isn't going to have the chicks flocking.

Don't be so insensitive. She could've been raped in a cinema.

Why do you need an expensive contract? If you're happy with your iPhone 4, then just cancel your contract, get it unlocked by the provider (they have to unlock it once you're out of contract) and use a cheaper Three or GiffGaff sim. £15/mth can get you oodles of inclusive mins/texts/unlimited data, then you'll be saving £30/mth on what you're currently paying. I don't understand why you'd want to tie yourself in to an expensive 18m/24m contract to change to an inferior device.

"give it a try" LOL. "I know, I think I'll dabble with a bit of AIDS today."

You have a lot to learn, young Andy. The first time you have sex, you will probably wear a condom as you probably want to be seen to be a little gent. If she (or he, depending upon your persuasion) agrees to let you do her more than once and start a proper adult relationship, then you'll soon want to ditch the johnnies every time you mount her. After the first few times, the last thing you want to be doing is accepting that for each proper session for the rest of your life, you'll have to be using 4 or 5 rubbers as you go from fanny to āss to mouth to fanny and a bit of non-rubber wānking in between. You have a lot to learn lad.

Ooh, you mean you want to view Flash content on websites, when Flash is dying? It's dying for a reason: that reason is why Steve Jobs and Apple were correct all along. Seriously though, the only reason to go for a non-iPad tablet is if you can't quite afford an iPad. It is streets ahead of anything else out there.

I would suggest that you don't drink from her cup.

There's a reason the Playbook and every other tablet (bar one) plummets in price: that is, it's not an iPad.

The Sky Go app is one of a few that blocks the wireless AirPlay feature. In the AirPlay instance, any video or audio is capable of being streamed to your tv via an AppleTV, but the app makers can block it. The same clearly applies to cabled play too. It's nothing to do with Apple or the device itself, it's Sky wanting people to subscribe to Sports/Films/whatever and not be able to have someone with a subscription come round your house (or provide you with login credentials) to be able to stream their service - despite the 2 device limit, they clearly ONLY want you to be able to watch it on the go, or watch it through your main box subscription if you want to watch it on your tv.

You haven't made it clear what it is you've tried to do. How are you trying to stream the content? Are you trying to grab the content off the iPod to stream it from a different device? You can AirPlay it, but will need an AppleTV connected to your tv.