Wade Garrett

Would prefer Salisu with Bella and tall Paul instead of Che. Hopefully, we start to kick the shit out of them. They don’t like it up ‘em.

Is that the same Alastair Campbell that is employed by Gary Lineker?

Lineker is a fucking bellend. I care as much about his political views as I do about my dog’s. I love MOTD, I record it and watch it on a Sunday morning. It’s great, because I don’t have to watch all the boring analysis. Hopefully tomorrow morning there will be more actual football to watch and less of the boring shite that comes from Wright, Shearer and the worst one of all, Danny fucking Murphy.

IMO it could demotivate a player who could get a move and cash that he wouldn’t have got had we stayed up.

Relegation release clause? Not exactly motivating is it. Ridiculous idea.

Not by much. He’ll be looking at minimum wage at Oxford. We might be better off he he did a Sunday paper round instead.

Data scientist? Absolute load of bollocks.

How is relegation an opportunity to get rid of the deadwood? Do their contracts become null and void?

I think he picked the wrong side yesterday, I thought bringing Adam Armstrong and Mara on was ridiculous. But, we won. We’ve won 2 out of 3 in the league under Selles. So fair play to him and the team. I still think we’re going down, but at least we’re fighting now.

At 20 years old, your athleticism and shot stopping ability is all there. Experience will improve his decision making, but sadly not his shot-stopping, which is nowhere near Prem standard.

Theo put in a proper shift today. Thought Alcaraz was very decent. I really don’t know what those daft goal kicks are all about. Good to see JWP get a few in on Maddison as well.

Keeper was shit, defence was ok. Selles subs were fucking ridiculous. Mara and Adam Armstrong???

Shocking

I’m sure he’s a nice bloke. Unfortunately, he couldn’t hit a cows arse with a banjo.

Selles is a fucking wimp.

He’s not, they’re useful, he isn’t.

Spot on. This RalphBall is, as Gordon Strachan put it, ‘propaganda football’. Too many cowards on the ball. I prefer to call it ‘all fart and no shit’.

He is a fraud. Like that person we all know at work and think ‘how has that useless twat still got a job’.

He’s shite as well.

Absolute fucking madness.

Spot on. Toothless, slow and predictable. Ally McCoist was pretty scathing of us and he was spot on. Selles, sadly, is not the answer.

Oh yeah, can’t forget the wine.

The aqueduct. Law and order. Brought peace.

Bit harsh on Djenepo imo.

I hate the pedestrian tippy tappy manner of our play. No pace, no movement, no width and no points.