Wade Garrett

It looks like they've got Eric Morecambe and we're left with Ernie Wise.

They’ll never accept that. They would rather accept a straight cash deal for £20m.

Don’t see the point in signing a Championship right back. We’ve got KWP, Tino, AMN and Lyanco who can play there. I reckon we probably, just about, need a striker more.

Is the medical this afternoon so that he can go after school?

We look a chaotic fucking mess.

For fucks sake, can we have a centre forward who knows where the back of the net is. We’re trying to win games with one hand tied behind our backs.

Like Alcaraz. Hope he doesn’t get sent off.

Our passing has to improve. It’s been really scrappy.

I’m sick of seeing the same shite every week. Lyanco has done ok to be fair, but he isn’t a right back and he isn’t as good as the 2 cb’s I’ve picked. Keeper is woeful, Diallo can’t pass for toffee and Adams couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat.

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I don’t think SR think we can stay up this season. I agree with that. Think their long term plans will have to factor in some Championship football.

The Jackson situation is a familiar one for us. Nothing much changes. I don’t really give a fuck any more. What a complete shitshow Southampton FC is.

This season has been a masterclass in how not to run a football club Great post. This season has been a masterclass in how not to run a football club. Incompetence and apathy seem to be running right through the club. We need people in that actually know what they’re doing.

Can he play in goal?

I’m fucking sick of our ‘model’. We’re more like a stock exchange for players than a football club. It’s been doing my head in for years.

Probably vaping hipster twats wanking over xG stats.

Probably. Even the offside one yesterday was an embarrassing effort. It’s like he’s got his boots on the wrong feet.

What about the one v Burnley last season when he missed from virtually the goal line. His finishing is absolute dogshit. He needs 20 chances to score 1.

Nathan, explain bringing Moi on? Explain why Orsic isn’t playing? Explain why we have a CB playing RB. That’s if you’ve got time after telling the media how fucking great you are.

If we signed Messi that Welsh twat would start him on the bench and bring Elyonoussi on before him.

Honestly, if you watched the game yourself you really wouldn’t be praising Diallo. He was crap. I heard Jo Tessem on Solent after the game saying how bad Diallo was and basically how clueless Jones is. I agree with both his points. Two ex-pros with vastly different opinions.

We certainly didn’t deserve to win. It was another tepid boring fucking performance. We are going down with an absolute whimper under a fucking shite manager who thinks the sun shines out of his own arsehole.

Another tactical masterclass from the Welsh windbag again. We looked absolute garbage again.

Trouble is, every time he won the ball he gave it straight back to them.

I really dislike the prick. We are an absolute fucking shambles.