Wade Garrett

There isn’t a keeper as low down in the Wessex League who wouldn’t have saved that. It was a horrendous mistake. He was shit for their second as well.

I think the rot set in when Kat took over and turned us into nothing more than a footballer stock exchange. SR are all about exactly the same thing. I’m totally fed up with being a Saints supporter. It just isn’t enjoyable any more.

I was very frustrated with him on Boxing Day. He is playing like the proverbial wall. Just gives the ball back the way he’s facing all the time. This adds nothing to the team and makes us predictable and easier to play against. His contribution is simply not enough at the moment. He needs to play on the half turn more and move the ball forward. He is a million miles away from the England squad and needs to show a lot more ambition in his play. He has the talent, but is just too safe.

Did he say that?

SR are going to lose a fortune with their investment in our club. Total fuckwits.

Would actually rather have Reed in our side rather than JWP. More tenacious and more forward thinking.

Think it just proves that xG is nothing but an anorak’s wet dream and a total crock of absolute shite.

It seems Jones is just a long ball merchant. That being the case, Sean Dyche would have been a better choice. I am staggered that after a prolonged period with the squad, he picks that side and tactically we look all over the place.

Buy a keeper. We have been ripped off by City again. Bazunu nowhere near good enough.

I’ve said before what a lazy team we are. Both in possession and out of it. Brighton gave us a lesson in passing and moving today. We were pedestrian and predictable.

Left after an hour. Absolutely fed up of us being outplayed. Seriously given up with this shit now. A quick word on the manager. You’re a fucking idiot for starting Diallo, Ely and Djenepo. None should be near the first team. Also well done for spotting theee man over on the right every time they attacked and doing absolutely fuck all about it. Absolutely fucking shite. Merry fucking Christmas.

Any chance of Villa selling us Ings? I fully understand the arguments against, but he would score the goals to keep us up. Decent partnership with Che as well.

Good point to be fair.

Too right. Loved I Believe In Miracles, think it was on Netflix.

Bet his XG stats are off the charts for not shooting.

This isn’t fucking PlayStation football. Stats can be manipulated to say anything. xG is just some anorak’s wanking material. Totally fucking pointless. I don’t need a spreadsheet to know that we need a striker and that we need to move the ball about quicker. Amazing really, as I don’t play Football Manager or that stupid FIFA football game shite.

Don’t get me started on the fucking pointless xG. Geeky shit for nerds.

I wouldn’t get our fanbase confused with a few idiots on here.

Some proper wankers on here.

Was everything in black and white back then?

Didn’t stop Van Dyke joining Liverpool on the first day of the window.

The Sun are looking pretty fucking stupid today.

Bit stupid really.

Fuck me, France v Poland crowd looks like Saints v Sheffield Wednesday in the league cup.

Don’t get me started on all this stat speak. Absolute load of fucking bollocks. Martin Keown is a complete fucknut as well. As for the ‘quota’ comment regarding the tv panels, couldn’t agree more. I’m totally fed up with having to listen to clueless women offering an opinion on the game. They talk complete shite, I would get more insightful analysis from my dog. Modern life is absolutely fucking shit.