Wade Garrett

Golf tomorrow. Then hopefully log on tomorrow night to take the mickey out of the doom mongers and Jackson lackeys.

Jackson looks like a rotund Forest Gump. They even have similar hairstyles. Maybe he is being backed by the Bubba Shrimp Company.

It isn't the football league's fault that the dopey Lowe left admin a too late. To be perfectly honest, it would probably look like we are the slithery ones to the outside world for trying to lose the punishment on a technicality. We need to accept our punishment and move on. As I've said before, win our first ten games and send Mawhinney a bottle of bubbly to thank him for galvanising the club and support. The perfect retort.

He really is an odious lying idiot. Why the Echo print his rubbish is beyond me. He needs to be sectioned under the Mental Health Act in my opinion. Muppet.

The Sun have had it in for Keegan this week. He has obvioulsy upset them in the past and they're getting their own back now.

Do we actually know it's about the ten points?

A very honest and fair assessment of our situation. We should take the ten points and get on with it.

Take the ten point penalty (as I believe we should), and go out and win the first ten games of the season. After that send Mawhinney a bottle of champagne for galvanising the club and proving a point to the Tory incompetent. It's not rocket science is it?

You have a point, and your Money Talks thread looks being bang on the money.

Nobody is covering themselves in glory here. Typical Saints really. How many people actually thought something good might happen today. To leave all of this until now, quite frankly, is bewildering. I am sick of this whole roller coaster ride. Supporters are annoyed, and what about the club employees. B*llocks.

Genius. I was told by some nipper who had a natural talent for tracing but couldn't spell to save his life.

I haven't been so excited since I found out what my winky was for.

It's great isn't it. The perfect antidote to the poison we have been subjected to over the last several years. Might even get the hair that is left on my bald head permed in honour of the great man. Would have to grow it into a Terry Nutkins first, but it should be ready for the first game of the season.

I was in a teacher's car on my way to a school football match (away to Netley Juniors). We gave them a f*cking good beating as well on the way to our league and cup double.

I don't think Fry would give them an extension. If it's true there is another interested party he'll go back to the table.

Jim got that scar from a fire. It's a bit insulting to his memory to compare him to that f*ckwit with the bell.

I'd make her wetter than Joey Deacon's chin.

Not gathering legs, just spreading like wildfire. Doesn't mean it's anymore likely to be true because more people have been told about it. However, when it was stated that the investor was on holiday a few weeks ago, I know Mr Ratcliffe himself was on holiday. I know because I know somebody who works for him (when I asked if he would buy us I was told he was a Man Utd fan). I hope it's him, like many people. He's a local billionaire. But I don't think it is.

It would say a lot for our new owner and his plans for the club, if he could recruit a manager like Keegan or Strachan (rather Keegan).

I showed John Lennon how to play chords. I showed John Noakes how to wear cords. I was tromboned by Valerie Singleton.

If we got Keegan I would wee myself with excitement.

I don't really see what all the fuss is about really. As long as the arab passes the fit and proper persons test and is investing his own money, then who cares who has introduced who to who. I really coundn't give a toss either way.

I hope Keith Granger stays on as goalkeeping coach. He is very good at what he does, has a good relationship with Davis, and bleeds red and white.

We got decent results with an injury hit squad under Sturrock. He got sacked for eating a fried egg sandwich at training. The treacherous Wigley grassed him up.

I did Debbie from Debbie Does Dallas. Broke her f*cking back.