Wade Garrett

Ahem...Peter Wells never played well. I'll get my coat. Used to play District and County schools football with Leroy Whale. He would have been a great player if he had a bit of pace.

Cameo

I'm a member of S Winch which is a decent test of golf. Paultons is in good nick, considering it is a pay and play course. Cams Hall ok. Soton muni would be a fantastic course with the right investment (particularly drainage). Anyone who thinks that farmers field at East Horton is a good course is obviously not a golfer.

What's a wodge?

I don't think Tony Adams is manager material. He does, however, have a good reputation as a coach. We need to rise above petty rivalries with Pompey. Personally, if we can't get Strachan, Keegan or Coppell I think Joe Jordan would be a good choice.

Not new ones I'm afraid. Just had my existing set altered.

Is that still open?

I've heard a photocopier salesman is in the running.

I can guarantee 100% that he was less than a mile from the stadium this afternoon.

Fair point.

Did I mention Strachan on the Bridge today.

Is it true that bloke from Microsoft is buying us, not Gates the other one, Paul Allen?

Have I mentioned that I saw Strachan driving over the Bridge this afternoon.

I didn't rate him as a manager to be honest.

I don't believe that. Villa were only a couple of players away from top 4 this season. Arsenal are struggling to keep up financially, and the situation at Liverpool is precarious to say the least. Man City will be up there challenging very soon and Spurs will continue to improve. Chelsea and Man Utd don't have the monopoly on Europe's best players anymore. I think these things work in cycle. I don't see a top 4 dominating the league in years to come. Personally, I would love a Premier League that was on a more level playing field.

I went to Bournemouth on Tuesday to pick up my golf clubs. True story.

You still here mush. Can't you find a hockey forum where you can extoll the virtues of bum chum Rupert.

Crouch had enough business acumen to amass a multi-million pound fortune from nothing. Not even Rupert has made as much, and he was born with a silver spoon up his arse. I agree about Crouch not being on the board. He is too emotionally attached. We shouldn't under-estimate his financial assistance this Summer, and it would be fitting to recognise that with some sort of 'honorary' title.

Fair point. He will walk with a year's wages though. Definitely saw Strachan this afternoon driving over the bridge.

Just seen Gordon Strachan driving over the Itchen Bridge. True story.

I'm going to miss takeover threads, Lowe trolls and suicidal alpine.

Markus, I might have a word to you about your families cranes. Cheers Wade

You make it sound so quaint. Can you picture the tablecloths, cups and saucers, and men drinking with their little finger poking into the air.

I reckon Norwich are nailed on for promotion next season. (F*ck me, we're talking about football again).

Who gives a toss. Weasels and Arseholes like Lowe, Wilde, Askham et al are now consigned to the dustbin of history.