Wade Garrett

Engelbert Humperdinck?

Don't let that get in the way of an unfounded rant.

If it was one of those grey squirrels then he deserved everything he got. They are c*nts and are committing genocide on the red squirrels. We should take arms to try and stop the grey fascist squirrels from taking over Europe. We'll fight them on the f*cking beaches.

Just take him you tight git.

Out of order all these insinuations about his sexuality. Le Saux went through it all as well. Some of you are f*cking idiots. Find something else to gossip about you bunch of old women.

Good manager, same as Redknapp.

They have lost their way, and I've always said their are too many lawyers in the Parliamentary party. The compensation culture is good for lawyers but bad for the country in general, and is the fault of the Labour party. I still prefer them to the odious Tories though. I don't suppose I would if I had a few quid, or was in line for a £1million+ inheritance though.

Too much newstime to fill these days. I remember the old days when we just got football info from the papers. How did we manage without tinternet and SkySports. We used to use jumpers for goalposts as well, and there was less crime. You could leave your front door open and everything.

How about Rupert? He seems to have the clubs best interests at heart and you can bash one off when you see him on the telly.

I think the SISA bloke is right. And £25 to watch Brentford at home isn't particularly sensible pricing.

OK, but South Winchester Golf Club is hallowed turf. Surely an exception could be made.

Even South Winchester?

Fair enough, just don't tar everyone with the same brush (no pun intended).

I'm confused. Are we talking about ex-Saint Joe Jordan, or celebrity whore c*nting ***** Katie Price. If we're talking about Joe I'd go for someone like Lenny McLean. Joe was pretty fearsome in his day, so it would take someone like the Guvnor to be able to do it. I don't think Lenny went for that sort of thing, so I'm not saying him specifically, but someone in his mould. If we're talking about Price I would say who gives a toss - it probably didn't happen, but if it did I'm sure the c*nt will make some money from it. My money would be on David Blunkett, Ray Charles or Helen Keller.

Worrying. But so is labelling anyone who has an opinion on immigration a racist.

Does accosting me in the street trying to sell me moody jewellery count as work? Does pickpocketing in the West End count as work (Eastern Europeans account for about 80% of police time there)? The benefits for this country for these people is negligible. Please don't take this as a xenophobic rant. Lots of migrant workers do valuable work, and are very industrious. It's the ones that aren't that I have a problem with. Just like I have a problem with British nationals who bleed the state system and expect handouts for nothing.

Many of the illegal immigrants in this country aren't asylum seekers. There is a difference. Many of the 'benefit scroungers' aren't even illegal, they are from the EU. The whole issue is clouded in confusion, and has been handled extremely badly by our politicians.

Salactol, I had one the size of my fist once, it was on my thumb. Salactol got rid of it.

CMFG scored one worthy of Pele, if I remember right.

What happened to the English Popular Front, or the Peoples Front of England? Splitters. (English Defence League, joke. If you want to defend your country join the armed forces like our brave youngsters do. Otherwise just sit around in your state paid flats drinking cheap cider and moaning about ethnics, you sad w*nkers).

I know Redknapp doesn't rate him, but that's a bit strong.

"I thought you'd be bigger". I liked Swayze. He wasn't up his own arse like a lot of tinseltown are.

"He's a wobber and a wapist"

You make a good point, but I can't help thinking that DOFs are a recipe for disaster. Coppell is someone I rate very highly. Shrewd as they come, I think he even has a degree in economics. I don't doubt that he would do the job properly and well. I suppose if he comes with Pardew's blessing then it's worth a try.

I heard that you and Mickey Fialka couldn't raise the funds to play. Is that true?