Wade Garrett

No match write-ups in the Sunday Mirror or todays Mirror either. F*ck the Sun, they are just Murdoch's lapdog anyway.

Harrington has finished well at Akron. I think, because it's a WGC event it gives him Euro points. He may not need a captains pick. Difficult task for Monty, but Garcia wouldn't be high on my list for a wildcard.

If we don't improve in the next 3 or 4 games I can see a parting of the ways. Personally, I think we should stick with Pardew now. Can't see the benefit in bringing a new manager in who wouldn't have time to change side. Unless of course it was an appointment that would galvanise the players, club and supporters.....

I couldn't care less what Sky pundits say. He was crap, and looked lost between the goal going in and getting subbed. The winger got in behind him a little too often, and easily for my liking. I appreciate the goal wasn't just down to Harding, I never said it was.

Hardngi was absolute toilet who got down with balls around him or over his head too often. For the goal it looked like he was stood in concrete. The fact that he was taken off suggests that Pardew thought he was having a mare as well.

That is a very good point.

Trouble is, Hammond couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo, his shooting is worse than his passing and his runs. I've seen Harding play crap a number of times. But I suppose we all have different opinions.

Yes, but sacking him early into the season would be the worst executive decision. You either sack him and give a new manager the whole pre-season to prepare, or you stick with him. Personally, I don't think we have any choice but to stick with him.

Play him in his normal left-back spot. He won't be any worse than Harding.

I've been slagged off in the past for saying that Hammond and Harding were crap, but they didn't prove me wrong today. Harding should be behind both Dickson and Mills for the left-back spot. Barnard kept making the wrong runs in the box. Lallana livened things up, but it was a very lacklustre performance on a par with displays like Wycombe away last season. We definitely need to sign another centre-midfielder, and if we can't sign a forward, then we should play Lallana in a free role between the midfield and Lambert. Thought Butterfield did well.

GM, thanks for telling me it was £75 a head. I marvel at your wealth. Good post though. But, to be fair, Butterfield wouldn't come near us if we were still up sh*t creek under Wilde and Lowe.

Forecast is crap. Sorry to disappoint you.

If all the Dutch have got to moan about is a corner that they should have got, then the Webb hysteria really is an over-reaction by a load of cry-babies in clogs. I f*cking hate those Dutch c*nts.

The Dutch were an absolute disgrace to the game of football last night. The Swiss beat Spain by playing a bit of football, it is a sad indictment on that tosser of a Dutch coach, and his dirty son-in-law (Van Bommel) that they had to resort to the ugliest type of football, when they've actually got decent players who can play the game. If I was Blatter I'd be slagging them off to all and sundry, and banning them from the next World Cup. They reduced the biggest match on the planet to a Sunday morning pub kickabout. Dirk Kuyt is a knob as well to come out and blame Webb for their defeat. Have a look in the mirror you clogger.

I'd rather sign Mike Tyson. Other teams would sh*t themselves if he was snarling at them, and showing off his fearsome tattoos.

F*ck off you bullsh*tting c*nt.

Well there goes Bournemouth's chances of a takeover gone. Mark Jackson, what a k*nt.

Maybe leaving his present job, for the insecurity of a full-time football job was not a risk he was willing to take. He is a top coach though, and will be a real loss to the club if he has completely severed his ties.

I don't think custom fitting is going to stop your slice. You're hitting across the ball, and this could be for a multitude of reasons - set-up, grip, posture, hitting over the top, swinging too quickly..... The only way to sort it out is to get the fundamentals right. Go and see a different pro, and start again from scratch. Once you've cracked that your enjoyment from the game will increase tenfold.

The point is, for me, is that the police aren't interested in pursuing this sort of crime. It is zero tolerance on this sort of crime, at an early age, that stops youngsters growing up to be criminals with no respect for the law. I have first hand experience of this. It is a recurring problem where I live and the police couldn't be less interested. Too much work for them.

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I wish the police were as interested when it comes to the w@nkers who run up my road booting wing mirrors and cars on a regular basis.

Might make other idiots think again before starting trouble at games, particularly the youth element. They behaved like idiots, but these sentences do seem harsh when you read about rapists or paedo's who escape jail sentences (i personally know a convicted rapist who escaped jail).

You're not exactly Jimmy Hill are you. My missus makes more sense talking football than you.

Same old b*ll*cks coming from you.