Wade Garrett

Tonner sounds like a farmer.

That won't go down well with voters in Portsmouth.

Then you should get it.

Don't know who you're on about. But imagine one of them has the Go Compare tache and you'll get it.

Walsh is acting like a petulant schoolboy by refusing to put the offer he withdrew back on the table. He couldn't even give a reason for this on Breakfast News yesterday morning. If I had shares in BA, I would want his head on a plate. He is an unmitigated disaster, and bad for the business.

Not sure who he is, but not who I'm thinking about. What a great game. Who's next.

Dickhead.

No.

Jacks was a Canadian one hit wonder. Peters and Lee were English, and appeared on classics such as Opportunity Knocks and Seaside Special. No competition. Next question, Peters and Lee or Bucks Fizz?...

...have the Saints fans in the studio this morning. Watch out for the one that looks like the 'Go Compare' man.

I hope the least they all get is lifetime bans.

Bit unfair on Crouch. Remember who paid the wages when we were in administration. He was OK, but was undermined by Wilde and Lowe.

Nothing wrong with keeping your staff on their toes. It would be another matter if he actually sacked Pardew, and he hasn't. Not many of us are exactly pleased about points being dropped to the likes of Exeter, Wycombe, Tranmere and the like. At the same time most of us would be horrified if Pardew left the club. Samuel hates Saints, he is a bit of a prat who writes for a joke newspaper.

Never made it? Isn't he banging them in for Celtic, and got quite a bit of Champions League under his belt?

Why would they agree now to dispense with Pardew, yet still keep him to the end of the season. Can't see it.

Hope their sponsorship is better than their billing. F*cking useless.

Great idea. Let the Labour Party die, without funding, and let the Tories in for generations to come. I've been in a Trade Union for years. I don't see that the Government should blindly back any strike, for fear of having their funding taken away.

They look really hard in a big gang with a load of police between them and the Pompey fans. I bet they even swore a little bit. I hope their mum's don't find out. I'll take the f*cking lot of 'em, tossers.

Give Pardew the time he's been promised. Madness to do otherwise. It's not like Fabio Capello is waiting in the wings.

We need a plan B to fall back on when we are playing on crappy pitches against physical sides. That said, no need to panic. It's all about next season.

Sorry, I didn't mean that all of the youth are feral, I meant that the government have to sort out the youths that are feral. Are you saying that we don't have a problem with feral youth?

What the country needs is a sobering dose of reality, and a willingness to tackle the big problems the country faces - getting people back to work, reducing the welfare state, improving the NHS, having a coherent immigration policy, sorting out the feral youth and the criminal underclass. Unfortunately, Cameron and Brown both seem unwilling to really address these issues. Don't get me wrong, I detested Thatcher and everything she stood for. But at least she had the courage of her convictions and saw things through. So I accept you have a point. We need a leader that has the courage of their convictions. The only difference is you want a Tory, and I want a Labour man.

You could argue that the tax burden is due to the Tory idiots in the City who took the whole banking system to the point of bankruptcy. That's the free market for you.

Call me old-fashioned, but what's wrong with a trusty old w@nk.

Bet alpine is fuming it wasn't 6.