Wade Garrett

Anyone else think he's got a bit of the George Dubya about him?

Great post. Sums up my feelings completely.

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I drive a crane and I could fix that tumble dryer. I am not as well versed as you in the old 'it'll cost you' patter though.

What do I know!

Also the Liebherr family saying they will honour Markus' wishes. This sounds like a wind-up from a skate journo, or he is being fed the story by a skate. It doesn't add up to me.

Thank you for explaining the reasoning behind commenting again. Perhaps your next post could be to explain the reasoning behind posting the reasoning behind again commenting on not worth commenting until the work actually starts.

I'd rather sign Jack Hargreaves. Out of Town was TV gold.

They've still got North and Haddon.

Not worth commenting again on commenting on until work actually starts.

I don't look great and my personality is sh*t.

I did, but thanks for the advice anyway.

It should stop just before Christmas, and start again on the FA Cup 3rd round weekend. Footballers are normal just like us and should be able to celebrate Christmas and the New Year with their families, or their favourite prostitutes.

I was refused a doctor's appointment once because I wouldn't tell the receptionist what was wrong with me. Nosey bastard - is she a qualified medical professional? - no. Has she signed the hypocratic oath? - no. The doctor's were crap there anyway, on one occasion the GP kept looking things up in a book, and on another a different GP didn't look up from her computer through nearly the entire appointment. (I'm not a hypochondriac, on average I have less than 1 appointment a year). I changed surgeries.

We have Cowell to thank for a lot of the boyband culture and general crap that is popular today. Would love another Sex Pistols to come through right now and smash all this talentless manufactured rubbish to bits.

That's what they said about Keegan and Shilton signing for us.

Cool as f*ck. The thought of smoking makes me feel physically sick, I've never even had a drag. I have to resort to masturbation to pump my creative pistons.

I hope you put on your hobnail boots and broke the Guinness Book of World Records for number 1 c*nt kickerer in.

Why don't we go for Bridge as well. He's made his money, and could come back down here and help us out. I hear Rooney's a bit unhappy as well, he's made his money. He could come down here and help us out. I'm sure we could get all these players, as it's such a nice place to live and quite near the Forest. For Rooney, there is the added bonus of the world famous Derby Road, for a bit of slap and tickle with a diseased ming*r whenever it takes his fancy.

I'm a parent and I'm not soft. I beat f*ck out of my missus last night because my dinner wasn't on the table at 6pm. Hard as f*ck.

It's a fait ber that there's nothing wrong with your tumble dryer. Quite often it cuts out because maybe the filter needs clearing. There is a reset button on the back of your dryer that just needs pressing to get the thing working again. It will be quite a small button, but give it a try.

Tell the nosy c*nt to f*ck right off next time. Bank cashiers, I sh*t 'em.

And the Euros are being made bigger, with 24 teams in the finals. If I was in charge of the FA, I would treat future World Cups as nothing more than friendly matches to prepare for the more important UEFA European Championships. Never again should we have to cap in hand to arseholes like Blatter and Jack Warner(responsible for the Concacaf block vote, 3 votes out of 22 to someone from the footballing hotspot of Trinadad!). Try and get the Spanish, Portugese and Dutch on board as well. F*ck the World Cup.

F*cking bent bastards. Gangsters the lot of them. I wouldn't even bother to put teams into future World Cups now. F*ck international football and f*ck FIFIA.

P Rick is a wonker, signed teacher.