Wade Garrett

Fair point.

Did I mention Strachan on the Bridge today.

Is it true that bloke from Microsoft is buying us, not Gates the other one, Paul Allen?

Have I mentioned that I saw Strachan driving over the Bridge this afternoon.

I didn't rate him as a manager to be honest.

I don't believe that. Villa were only a couple of players away from top 4 this season. Arsenal are struggling to keep up financially, and the situation at Liverpool is precarious to say the least. Man City will be up there challenging very soon and Spurs will continue to improve. Chelsea and Man Utd don't have the monopoly on Europe's best players anymore. I think these things work in cycle. I don't see a top 4 dominating the league in years to come. Personally, I would love a Premier League that was on a more level playing field.

I went to Bournemouth on Tuesday to pick up my golf clubs. True story.

You still here mush. Can't you find a hockey forum where you can extoll the virtues of bum chum Rupert.

Crouch had enough business acumen to amass a multi-million pound fortune from nothing. Not even Rupert has made as much, and he was born with a silver spoon up his arse. I agree about Crouch not being on the board. He is too emotionally attached. We shouldn't under-estimate his financial assistance this Summer, and it would be fitting to recognise that with some sort of 'honorary' title.

Fair point. He will walk with a year's wages though. Definitely saw Strachan this afternoon driving over the bridge.

Just seen Gordon Strachan driving over the Itchen Bridge. True story.

I'm going to miss takeover threads, Lowe trolls and suicidal alpine.

Markus, I might have a word to you about your families cranes. Cheers Wade

You make it sound so quaint. Can you picture the tablecloths, cups and saucers, and men drinking with their little finger poking into the air.

I reckon Norwich are nailed on for promotion next season. (F*ck me, we're talking about football again).

Who gives a toss. Weasels and Arseholes like Lowe, Wilde, Askham et al are now consigned to the dustbin of history.

He was never the same after the Monkees broke up.

It is. It's also an anagram of 'spiky haired c*nt'. True story.

go to your nearest bookie and go large on us getting promotion next season. F*cking great. Make my Summer if the Skate 'takeover' goes tits up as well.

nik kershaw is an anagram of I am a W*nker. True story.

Agreed. The quicker it is sorted the better for the club.

All issues resolved and contracts being drawn up. Not really nothing.

Was this a meeting of 'young ladies with unfeasibly small breasts'. Get some sillicone in girls.

Do you still ask your mum what you've got for Christmas in October?

I think that was the skate's plan.