Wade Garrett

You sound like a natural contestant for the next series of The Apprentice. Very well done.

Illingsworth has got it wrong on so many levels this season. I don't take too much notice of anything he says these days. He is the main reason I have nothing to do with Saints Trust anymore. I am surprised that Davies doesn't seem to showing even a passing interest in us. I thought he was good at spotting a bargain.

Good point well made Barbera.

To be fair, I think he was suggesting that MW loves coffee. Or am I missing something?

Yeah, but Lowe is a c***, Crouch is Brilliant.

F*ck me, I stopped going to matches and have been threatened with redundancy. I'm obviously in the wrong game.

Someone will come in and buy us Alpine, don't worry. We're OK until the Burnley game, the Administrator is taking as much time as he can to get the best deal. Obviously the asking price will be altered by what division we are in next year, another reason for the delay. I bet you were one of those who thought we would all be wiped out by bird flu a couple of years ago, or by a nuclear bomb in the 1980s.

True, when they want something and have a bit of competition they will go the extra mile. Whether there is the same demand for Saints as a new model Ferrari I don't know. I doubt it.

Ashley struck what seemed a good deal at the time, but his investment has gone tits up because of his mismanagement of the club. Abu Dhabi, I'll give you, although I don't know what they paid. But what about the Arabs who are refusing to pay over the odds for Liverpool? I still don't think rich people will pay any more than they need to.

Rich people will not pay over the odds for a Mars Bar, let alone a football club. If someone wants it, he will pay just enough, no more no less.

That's my point. Posh has no talent, and is famous for being in magazines and newspapers. Much the same as Jade Goody was..... Parky is a bit of a hypocrite. Sorry about the old bit.

Crowds have returned in their thousands since he left actually.

What does Mawhinney offer to football? It seems to me one of his Tory mates got him the job, and he has made a dogs breakfast of it from the day he started. Would be great if he gets sacked because he can't punish us.

I'd love some warmer weather after the last couple of crap Summer's we've had. Global Warming my arse.

Parky says this, yet during his time he sucked up to many 'as deserving celebrities' on his chat show. You could argue that Victoria Beckham's celebrity is an equally sad indictment of modern society, but Parky used to suck up to her and her husband all the time. Boring old man who would have been better off saying nothing.

Why don't we sign Wayne Rooney, Steven Gerrard and Rio Ferdinand as well. Great idea.

Don't worry too much about the number of potential suitors too much Duncan - most of them are probably Lifelongsaint wannabees. Can't see how we could be bought and sold on for profit either. We will be playing in the third division next season, and if the next lot are the same as the last lot, then attendances will reflect that. To sell for a profit they would need a successful team, and decent attendances. The wrong owners next time around could really kill the club for good.

Lowe is irrelevant. Hooray.

To be honest, I think most of the 'suitors' just wanted a free corporate day last Saturday. Tyre-kicking convention. They were probably all schooled by our favourite photocopier salesman.

Apparently, he supports Man Utd.

I didn't mind Crouch, I think Lawrie is a good figurehead for the club, always has been. I don't rate Lowe as a businessman, and I think Wilde is a complete joke. There it is, my final word on the subject. Time to move on.

Not me. I'd take the 10 points now, start next season on a level footing.

I don't think there's another billionaire Jim Ratcliffe who lives in Southampton.

Does anyone know Jim Ratcliffe? If you do, can you ask him to buy our football club. Cheers. Wade