CB Saint

Puncheon is clearly demonstrating that he struggles to activate both brain cells at the same time. Unfortunately he has got his hands on a smart phone before he managed to resolve this problem.

No, because the manager thinks he's **** and won't play him.

I am descended from a long line of peasants and agricultural workers, going as far back as the 1500's

Books are dead - Waterstones will go the same way as HMV

Stand on top of mountain. Point planks downwards. go.

I really hope cala somehow buys pompey. His name alone crys out for song to be written down the mary poppins route..."super cala, fishy licking etc etc"

If you are eating bacon and sausages everyday (probably as a fry up) you will probably die of a heart attack before pancreatic cancer will get you.

Well it seems to me that the owner of the company was a bit of a crook, so whose to say that the sample he sent to be approved was kosher and then supplied defective parts. I have a massive issue with the private clinics not taking responsibility to remove the "elective" implants. That's why they have professional indemnity insurance. Also why should the taxpayer bail out these plastic surgeons, they made a lot of money from performing these operations.

Are they sold yet?

The addition of flying kicks to politics would certainly make for interesting viewing.

Didn't get any and will be sulking stating that the best seat in the house is in my front room watching the telly.

Are they sold yet?

It does surprise me that a player that has got 10 goals by boxing day gets so much flak.

Whoops, although in my defence I did hear that commie sod talking about it on the radio and made 2+2 = 5. However, generally speaking, Bob Crowe and his band of merry men represent everything..etc

am I alone in thinking, that it is completely unreasonable of an ex players family to expect a former club to pay his wake, especially as that club is on the verge of bankruptcy? If they had any love for the club , they would be glad to put a few quid behind the bar and do their bit to help.

Right winner, thought Luke should have got something tho

Bob crowe and his band of merry men represent everything that is rotten about the union movement. This little episode won't do them any favours. People are struggling to make ends meet and they have the gall to ask for triple time and a day in lieu. Who the hell do they think they are?

Tommorrow I am cooking this http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/168623/gordons-honey-glazed-ham You can get a joint in tescos for £7 at the moment and it is an absolute piece of p1ss to cook

Scotthalls. I defy anyone to name a bigger bunch of a4seholes in an SO postcode.

This is complete speculation on my part... The hmrc may be doing deals with companies like gold mans and vodafone because they know that to force the issue will result in very expensive litigation. They also may suspect that the companies involved have a reasonable argument. They also knOw that if they lost they would set a precedent that other companies could exploit thus costing the treasury many millions more.

Chiropractors whohave appeared to make the back problems worse People taking the p... because I am walking like I have shat myself

Chiropractors who don't fix back pain Chiropractors who tell you to cancel your Xmas golf outing Chiropractors who then charge you £35 Chiropractors who also tell you to make two further appointments before Xmas day

People implying that I might be a grumpy git

Santa Claus nicking my table at Kutis on Friday so I got shoved up with the parties upstairs - B4stard He had a really cute elf with him - dirty git

Wives givingyou a christmas card really early, knowing full well that you are not organised enough to have bought her one yet and then getting huffy that you cannot magic one out of thin air.