CB Saint

Ahem.

Come on super mario. This is exactly the type of game he is likely to do something miraculous.

Lovren coming on kane must be laughing his c ock off

This is when a late Kane winner will feck me off royally

Feeling nervous about pur upcoming games against them

Sturrige back heel hits the post

Someone needs to kick Kane's knees off him before we play Spurs

Wimbledon?

QPr one up. If be the spawniest stroke of luck, they stay up, you just watch old saggy come out the woodwork saying what triffic bunch of players he put together

With the soton three and balotelli on the bench, that's £66m of talent getting splinters in their backsides

If that blue line was labelled total unmanaged expenditure, then it would be more accurate

Not so much what was thrown, but that he threw something I guess.

Read yesterday that Tony Blair was going to be getting involved in the election race for Labour - Help or hindrance or indifference?

Thing with that save - it was brilliant, however if that had gone in, he would have got so much flak for letting a ball go past within arms reach.

Yep - you would expect a £20m CB to be able to defend - not an unreasonable stance. You would also expect a manager to achieve more with a squad worth £200m than a manager who took over a team that had its heart ripped out in the summer. Oh.

Best bit was clattenburg booking that fat gob****e Rooney for complaining about shaws first booking

I hope he comes out and denies that one as well

but with nine men and a raft of injuries to crucial players

Well my build up to my first 100 miler has started. Going to do the new forest one in September. did 35 miles today which is as far as I have ever gone. Have to say the idea of doing three times that is a little daunting.

Copping off with a footballer in a nightclub bog? Classy. if you go near a footballer in a nightclub and expect to be treated respectfully, then frankly, you are daft as a brush.

Really really really want to win this f**king hate Nolan, f**king hate Carroll, f**king hate fat Sam

Go banger racing

lol, that would be last minute goals then

If promises to make his dog bite Nolan on the 4rse, I will gladly donate my seat.

Go to Florence in June and watch the calcio storico