Lord Duckhunter

I’d rather play Oscar Pistorius, he may not be as quick as in his prime, but his ball control would be fucking better. How anyone can watch that embarrassing performance today and think he deserves another chance is beyond me. Absolutely abysmal, and that’s and understatement.

Good today. Unbelievable that the Lego headed cock didn’t use him in the championship. Would have frightened sides to death & bagged as many goals as Adam fucking Armstrong, no bother. He’d then hit the ground running this season, instead of playing catch up at Xmas. Mismanagement at its finest… Here’s the thing though, had TP been banging them in during August or had lego done his fucking job and picked him, would we have signed The glass man? We basically loaned him out and signed Ross Stewart. Ffs….

Lego ball result, but far far more exciting & rewarding watch. Big Les played well, KWP was back to his best, TP good as an outlet, needs one off his arse to get him rolling, but good he did a 90. Suga, average, I thought wood struggled a bit as well, poor with the flick on that fell to Bowen. AA, really winding me up now, fucking waste of space. Subs were average, Aribo must have missed Lego checking out, Dibling really poor and Sulemana, fuck me he was in Ali Dia territory. We are always going to struggle, but a proper manager set up a team to deliver a proper performance. Let’s hope he’ll stick around after the inevitable happens and we can build a proper premier league side.

TP is making Lego look a bit of a cock for not playing him more , but big Les is making Lego look a massive cock for freezing him out. Fucking Will Smallbone 😂😂😂. Les is different gravy… Best half of the season bar none. We’d have 5 or 6 more points had we sacked Lego in July. Anybody still defending him ?

Have never watched it. The snap dragon’s favourite show, so it must be shite as the only thing she’s got decent taste in is blokes. Whilst she watched it I watched the peerless Phoenix Nights, followed by The Hairy bikers “you’ll never ride alone” …….Agree with Turkish, Xmas tv is shite. Is pretty poor most of the year, but the schedulers excel themselves at Xmas by reaching peak ponyness.

Given Legos apparent lackadaisical approach to players fitness and training, maybe the new regime can make inroads and get this bloke fully fit. There appears to be a difference between being Martin fit and premier league fit. How many muscle injuries are caused by not being at absolute peak fitness.

My son in law plays in the national league and they trained Xmas morning so for Martin to give the players the day off is beyond belief. That on it’s own should put potential employers off, before you factor in all the other bullshit that comes with him. Clearly it’s going to take Ivan a few weeks to get this lot battle hardened and fully premier league fit, but let’s see some aggression and positivity today. Hopefully we can pinch a result.

But we wouldn’t have done. Like Newcastle, Villa, Wolves and countless other games, we’d have given them a goal or two and lost.

That’s more shots on target than we had at Villa & Wolves combined…

Here’s a thought. Perhaps their manager was better.

Second team 😂 What a nod….

Two weeks?

We’re hoping to go to NZ in Nov, I’ll look out for them…

Refusing to play for the U21’s was a missed opportunity to finally get some decent coaching this season.

I refuse to believe Lego head is that incompetent & idiotic that he over looks a German international on the basis that Stephens & Bednarek played for us in the championship, especially when his job was on the line. Surely he’d have given him a cup game or place on the bench. The bloke must have really stunk the place out during the week to receive the treatment he did, he must have been pretty toxic. I guess we’ll find out the truth in the next few weeks, if he plays to his potential and settles into the side, then it’ll be another stick to beat the Lego headed twat with. I suspect he won’t, and he’ll ship out at the end of the season with, at best, a handful of games under his belt

Fucking hell, Blackmore doesn’t half come out with some shite. Nobody is writing him off or not giving him a chance. The reaction is pretty positive from what I’ve seen. BBC Radio Solent sports editor Adam Blackmore has urged supporters to give Juric "a chance". “People will want to quote his bad spell at Roma or say he hasn't managed in England before”

I thought the centre halves were a bit more aggressive when the ball was knocked up. They seemed to get there quicker and be a bit tighter when the Fulham players had the ball with their backs to goal. We certainly looked better at the ugly side of the game today. I’m hoping Ivan gets hold of Downes and gives him some defensive nous, because he still floats about too much for me. If he can get a tune out of big Les & knock Lego ball out of the wing backs, we’ll be decent defensively with some threat out wide. The big problem is clearly the CF. Maybe we can find a way of getting Archer into the channels isolating the centre halves wider, because he looks lost if we’re going to knock it into his feet. I’m not convinced TP is the answer, he’s become a cult hero because he’s the Anti Lego ball option, but I think deep down we all know he’s pretty shite

The ref did, but I reckon that’s why var couldn’t get involved.

Frigging under 21 manager as well. Shocking indictment of Lego, and his ridiculous “process”. What was it he said “I’m not here to grind out results”. The Nods who defended him must be feeling very stupid now.

I thought it was a foul, but probably outside the area.

That’s grinding out an away result. Proper performance with that squad and players. Had that Lego headed cock not been so arrogant and played the right way, we’d have 3 or 4 more points now. You can bet your life Marco Silva won’t be praising our “style”. Small steps, but it’s taken a youth team coach to fucking take them. Ramsdale man of the match, closely followed by the 3 centre halves. Big Les did more in that half an hour than the previous knob got out of him all season. Clearly AA needs to fuck off, he’s horrendous. Nowhere near good enough. We should have given him the Billy Sharp treatment. Not saying we’ll stay up, but we looked like a proper relegation battling team at last…

Proper defensive performance for once. But limited going forward, Dibling been off it for a couple of games now (which happens with youngsters) and AA is fucking pony. Hopefully we can stay in the game, defending properly, before getting TP, Lallana & Archer on to give it a go in the last 20.

Based on what? Suga hasn’t been starting, manning has. Armstrong never plays down the middle (if that is where he’s playing) & the captain has changed. Picking the best available players, in a coherent formation is a change from the previous 🤡

Lego has demoralised the fan base to such an extent that we’re now cheering goal kicks. Nobody thought it would be easy, but from the very first game of the season it became apparent that our managers vanity project was only heading one way.