Lord Duckhunter

Let’s see where we finish first shall we?

His tactics cost us the game. I don’t give a flying fuck whether that’s first half or second. If a Marathon runner sets off at 5,000 meters pace and loses because he runs out of steam at the end of the race, would you say that because he was winning the race at 13 miles, he got his early race tactics spot on? If he kept doing so race after race, would you say he was a fucking idiot and maybe he should change his tactics.

Corrected for you.

As he was tactically inept in both Spurs games, how do I know which one people are referring to?

They will be if they’re as bad in his second full season.

Bale wasn’t playing when Ralph produced the most tactically inept performances I’ve had the misfortune to witness. Other teams play against better players, they don’t get turned over by 9 and they don’t surrender without a fight. Their managers adapt their plans, set up properly and they and be hard to beat. Our bloke does the same thing week in week out. Have Wet Brom got better players, what about the 9 Newcastle players we lost to? Stop making excuses for Teflon Ralph.

We’ve also suffered some horrendous defeats that we didn’t under the other 2. I’m not just talking about the 9-0’s. Spurs earlier in the season was the most tactically naive game I’ve ever seen, and I’m nearly 60. Leeds, WBA, Newcastle, wolves last season, Burnley last season. Weds was horrendous, same old same old, out thought by a 29 year old manager in his first game. Awful

When it’s mark hughes & pelligrino it’s their fault, when it’s Ralph, it’s the players fault, is that how it works?

I was answering Soggy, not yours.

I think you need to look at the conversation before calling someone an idiot. According to Soggy we “ amassed more points than anyone else” which was the point I was addressing. Of course in the Ralph cult this is sacrilege

We were top for a few hours, if that’s amassing more points than anyone else, then my cocks a carrot. Had our game been on the Monday night TV, we wouldn’t have been top. We had played a game more than everyone else. “Stop the fucking count” .

Dear god. You see no difference between a team winning some, losing some and finishing 17th after spending most of the season around that spot, and a team top of the league in Nov and then falling to 17th and only winning 3 or 4 games? If it was the other way round you wouldn’t be coming out with such pony. If we lost the first 25 games and then show champions league form to finish 17th , would you be looking forward to next season, thinking “we’ve finally cracked this” , or would you think that our end of season form had absolutely no barring on next season and we only just avoided relegation so should be concerned. Has it not entered your head that we’ve been sussed out, that other sides know how to beat us. It took them half a year, but they’ve done it. Do you really think Ralph is going to change over the summer, are the players going to toughen up? Why will the start of next season be any different

Shane Warne once said that Monty Panesar didn’t play 33 Tests, he played the same one 33 times. He never learnt from his mistakes and never changed his approach. That’s what this season feels like, the same things over and over and over. Ralph hasn’t managed us in 107 games, he’s managed one game 107 times.

Pony

Do coppers treat Black people differently than whitey because they don’t like the colour of their skin and think they’re sun human. Or do they treat them differently because of previous experiences with that particular community? You can’t tell me our plod go and question Pikeys in the same way they question middle aged white men. They’ll be more on their guard, more heavy handed and more likely to disbelieve their version of events.

Hodgson? Ffs he’s about 87

So how come we got dicked by West Brom, lost to Brentford . We’ve got better players and a Saints win would have been unsurprising. Losing to better players when you give your all is one thing, rolling over without a fight is another. We have been pony this year, losing to better players, worse players, even fucking 9 players. The buck stops with the manager, stop with the excuses.

How the fuck did we lose to WBA, they battered us and they’re fucking woeful.

Yes, that terrible WBA offside decisions was an age ago. I guess the agenda against us is really starting to hurt.

Pony.

Like OJ Simpson?

The manger who picks Redmond nearly every fucking week? That one.

What’s going on with the goalkeepers. He seems to be undermining both of them in a matter of weeks. Is it indecision, or something else. Both must wonder where they stand.

How can you say that? You’ll have the cult after you. If he’s so fucking useless how did he win the “calendar year 4th place in 2020 award”, and the Pep “team of the month March 21 award” then? Even tonight he won an award, The “Ryan Mason most difficult managerial opponent I’ve faced award”. now sits proudly on his mantlepiece.

Correct.