Lord Duckhunter

Roy Keane giving Liverpool some clog. Poor champions, full of excuses, no desire to go and win it again, believe their own hype.

I’d be absolutely livid if one of ours hadn’t gone down like that in the same situation.

Personally, I think he’s been a model pro, Ive seen a lot bigger wankers than him playing for us. I know the bloke who decorated his house a couple of summers ago, and he told me he was a decent bloke off the field as well. Pretty popular at most clubs he’s played for.

He’s got more less the same win % as Claude Puel, as well as suffering two 9-0’s. It’s all well and good being top 4 in a calendar year , if you’re shite either side of that, it doesn’t really mean a lot. We also seem to be doing the same shit over and over again with the same players doing the same thing over and over. If we go out of the cup with a whimper and the season tails off as it has done the past couple of weeks, then questions need to be asked. I don’t want him out, but it’s hardly head wobble territory if this lot continue to stink the place out.

Fucking hell. Could you imagine him at a top club, he’d be like a school kid going to big school.

Moyes hitting the nail on the head when interviewed by some dopey Sky bird, “you’re enjoying this”.

Mason was var as well

They’re bad boys

According to that piss head Merson, it’s harder to play against 9 than it is against 10. If they’d had 12 or 13 we’d of pissed it

Sums up most of the players as well.

The modern cliché is “no plan B”, but in our case it absolutely applies. Look at the 3rd goal, seconds left but the keeper has to keep playing the same way. Why? We weren’t going to draw them out, beat their press and create an overload out wide. Just hoof it up field, hear the whistle, pick your stuff out of the net, and trot off 2-1 down. Against 9, we’re still going down the middle, before pass to wide man, who switches it inside to CM who knocks it back to centre half, who knocks to full back. All little triangles, round and round, getting fucking nowhere. Why not try something else. Instead of knocking in corners, where their 8 & keeper battle with our 8, why don’t we threaten to take a short one, they can bring 2 out to stop it or we can do them 2 against 1. Why knock knock a long ball occasionally and pick up the second ball. Why not get a centre half over lapping like Sheffield Utd do. They had zero attacking threat. We didn’t move them round at all. They could just sit there 2 banks of 4 whilst we passed it in front of them. Personally, I’d have chucked Vesty up top with Adams, Ings in the 10. Bertrand & Bednarek as defenders, with Redmond & Djneppo as advanced full backs. Why on Earth he’s playing OR & 2 centre halves against 9 is beyond me.

I’m angrier about this result than both the Leicester & Utd 9-0’s. Had we peppered their goal ala England Poland & the keeper had a worldy that’s one thing, but it was comfortable for them. I thought this lot were different, but they’re a bunch of fucking son in laws. No fucking balls, none of them. The manager needs a long hard look at himself tonight. Woeful tactics today, particularly against 9. But where’s the leaders, where’s the skipper sorting things out. Fucking embarrassing. I hope there’s a few right handlers dished out in the dressing room tonight, because a couple needed chinning.

Pony They fully deserved the points. More bottle, pride and nous that are bunch of fannies.

Pathetic from Prowse there, woeful

Fucking embarrassing

Why is Romeu still on, we’re playing 9

He’s got to get some defenders off and Djenepo on

Because we don’t move the ball quick enough or get wide

Why are we still playing a centre half at full back against 10. Stick Redmond back there and getDjenepo on.

Redmond is embarrassing himself now

we might be able to limit them to 5, they’ve only got 10 men

I hope the managers got into them at half time, but I somehow doubt it. Probably given them a cuddle as the little darlings are upset. It’s all right crying because we beat Liverpool (as did Brighton & Burnley), but there’s a few of us fucking crying now.

Spot on. Bunch of fannys. JWP runs round like a choir boy and he’s supposed to be the skipper. Not enough men, and the senior pros show exactly why they’re not at top clubs.

Ings keeps giving it away