Lord Duckhunter

I don’t know about lockdown, but not travelling around the country to watch that shower of shite, has been pretty good for my mental health.

God no. It’ll be like those school boy internationals or a chicks game. Loads of high pitched squealing when the ball goes near the goal. FFS.

My snap dragon must make £500/£600 in enhancements every month. She’s in today & I bet it’ll be double time.

What a load of pony. Have all these people got an “agenda”? People like you are desperate to find racism, desperate to portray us as a racist country. The vast vast majority of the country agree with these fine people. I thought you Wokies respected the BAME communities lived experience, respected “their truth”. It appears that this respect only applies when they agree with you, when they don’t they’re a bunch of Uncle Toms helping whitey change the narrative. Luckily most of the good folk of this great country know the truth and that’s way chumps like you keep losing elections, and will continue to lose them, until you stop with this race baiting pony.

Strange isn’t it? Instead of being pleased about the lack of racism in the country, some are absolutely gutted. It’s a “real low blow" according to shadow equalities secretary Marsha de Cordova. These people are desperate to find racism.

Interesting, but I can see the thread becoming another opportunity to moan about Les Reed

He’s trying to work out who to side with, a lesbian bird or a Muslim leftie. It may take a while, and no doubt he’s performing mental gymnastics to somehow back both of them.

Same here. I went straight back to work, but a mate of mine had 2 days in bed rough as fuck. 7 of us have had it at work, 5 suffered nothing worse than a sore arm, 1 had shivers and a bit rough and another had a day in bed. I wonder wether the ones that didn’t suffer any reaction were asymptotic people previously. I guess we’ll never know.

Lesbos are everywhere. Every single fucking drama now has them in, and they’re rarely mingers or look like blokes. I guess they think it’s edgy or modern. A ground breaking series which breaks taboos will be about 2 white heterosexuals who get married and stay faithful to each other. It’ll be shocking

Racy

Fuck me, must have been a big session celebrating afterwards, I’ve lost a whole year.

Perhaps they should try less.

The FA cup isn’t what it was, it’s been down graded and ruined by a series of small steps that taken individually don’t appear much, but added together has killed it. It’s just like foreign cups were/are. Without getting into all the cup win / relegation arguments, you can bet your life Brendan Rodgers would rather finish 4th than win the cup. Think about that for a minute, a club that have never won the cup, a manager that’s won fuck all in England and he’d rather finish 4th ( I realise he could have both). That’s how far it’s fallen.

Wtf was that?

Here’s some fit ones to celebrate.

This whole thread is racist, a bunch of white privileged blokes commenting on the topic. In fact I’d say the whole board is racist. Discussing semi finals, JWP, Ralph and injuries whilst totally ignoring important cultural events like “Muslim women’s day”. Disgraceful. If it was white or Hispanic chick day, there’d be loads of photos and posts celebrating.

Sexist

Captains don’t duck out of the way when the ball is going to hit them in the face. I’d have stripped him of the honour after that. You can’t have a bottle job leading the troops.

He played for Forest when they were relegated, so your post falls down.

The hyperbole is ridiculous right across the board. We top the league for all of about 20mins and it starts, the over exaggeration of Ralph is bizarre, a few pages of the Ings thread had some claiming he was one of our best ever strikers and now we have JWP being called superb, the best in the world at free kicks, and deserving of a massive move. It’s a wonder that we’re in the bottom half of the table with such great talents at the club. How often does he play a killer pass, it’s sideways backwards all the time. Stats don’t tell the story, the reason he doesn’t give the ball away is he never takes a risk and therefore never really creates anything away from free kicks. How often does he make a forward run behind the oppositions back 4. How often does he run with the ball and beat a man or get us quickly up the pitch. More importantly, how often does he disrupt play, stop the opposition from playing and smash a few. Without OR in there he looks like a little boy lost defensively and he’s a poor poor captain. He wouldn’t get anywhere near a “best side we’ve had since promotion”. He’s doing better than he ever has done before, but was starting from a low base. If you took Rickie Lambert or Matts free kicks away, they’d still get in the side, I doubt Prowse would, or if he did, we’d be in scapegoat territory. Nice lad, good son in law material, honest pro, but midtable player.

It was only a cartoon ffs, unbelievable that anyone can place any blame the teachers way. This is England for gods sake, not Pakistan.

So however bizarre and fucked up a religion is, you have to pander to it. If you get your head chopped off than it’s your fault for being an ignorant twat. If some Christian nutter chopped up John Cleese for The Life of Brian, would you think it was johns fault for being ignorant? I guess not.

They never think of the fans when they pick kick off times. Travelling from the dining room to the lounge is a nightmare at that time of day and it’s going to clash with Line of Duty if extra time is needed. If it goes to extra time and penalties in could be 11:15pm before I get upstairs to bed.

Minaminos wages will not be reasonable, Theo will want a signing on fee, and Adams isn’t good enough to replace Ings. Other than that, great scenario.

Only on the play station. Where you shoot from, who against, what stage of the game, how important it is, what’s the score at the time, all make a difference. I’ll bet my life he wouldn’t have banged in the one David Beckham did against Greece.