Katalinic

Al-Fahim deal off. Storrie taking over with David Dein.

You tease tac-tics - Jaidi?

You never know on here!!

Yet

One of the most ridiculous things ever written on here.

He was normally in the Pot & Kettle!

In the latest amusing delusion down at Fratton, the skates have signed a deal with Portsmouth Mercedes as apparently "Portsmouth Football club enjoys a strong demographic fit with the brand's target audience, with a very high percentage of ABC1 fans supporting the club". Lol - the funniest thing I have ever read, bet Westwood can't wait to pick up his new E-Class.

He giveth and he taketh away.....

I meant against the liabilities, badly phrased, typed too quickly. I still think the papers are only looking at PCCF and not Miland Developments 2004 which are in a worse state and part of the group.

A longer shot than Lambert's goal against Luton Danish Saint!

I think he scored against us when on trial at Bournemouth in a pre-season friendly - our first year in the Championship.

Can't post the whole accounts but in May 2008: Portsmouth City FC had a negative net worth of £95 million (including liabilities of some £114.9 million) Miland Developments 2004 had a negative net worth of £84.7 million (including liabilities of some £131 million) Of course you need to offset the assets against these figures but the point I have been making is ref the starting point of your debt. I believe it was a lot bigger than was originally reported so not usre you have the assets to cover your liabilities - if Gaydemak is selling assets and taking the cash to cover his loans then the bank will be getting very twitchy as they will want their money first. The figures quoted in the press are simply the Bank Loans and Overdraft I believe. If it is any consolation then Chelsea have bank loans and overdrafts totalling £500 million! If Abramovic ever pulls out or the banks call in the loans then...

Only if you want change! Take your point though.

I thought the seating was unallocated tonight?

Shame as it would save a lot of unnnecessary queing at the ticket office first. Is this an SFC policy or a police/safety/don't trust the stewards with cash thing I wonder?

The Skates have bought a radio station? They'll be telling us their catering is the envy of the Premier League next.

If it was that simple you would be laughing. It isn't.

The loan deal has obviously happened, the permanent deal never will. You are going to have to rely on loans to try to paper the cracks and get through the season/stay up. If you do go into admin at least loan players can't be sold.

Nothing to do with sensationalism - you need to read the accounts of Portsmouth City Football club and Miland Developments (which is in just a big a mess and part of the group) to get a true picture of where things were to begin with. I believe that they are much worse than you imagine - much higher initial debt than has been published in the papers. The Sky money and the reduction in wages are a step forward but a comparative drop in the ocean - you are not going to be, in my opinion, anywhere near "self sufficiency" yet...or likely to be I am afraid.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_5483684,00.html lol - that is practically the same as saying "you had better sell me now". Would the last one leaving Fratton Park please blow out the candles.

Hopefully very true....I will hold a personal minute's silence if they do, but shout obscenities throughout.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CJkwWs6--0 This one is amazing

Not really, we're minted.

Thanks tac-tics, keep it coming!

Any other little nuggets about other signings and is the Jaidi deal 100% dead?