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Perhaps your iPhone is faulty?

Stirring stuff. More of the same next week please.

Fastest hat-trick in EPL history, 6 goals, f*ck all that, youve got 10,000 posts, thats superb.

Utter sh*te, I mean where's Dr. Barry FFS?

'Frankie' must be an actor, a real council official would have shat himself.

Quite glad to see the back of him TBH, always wanted to lecture people. And he needs bloody haircut.

Agreed, it's only when they start pushing their d*cks together that you should worry.

Thought you'd have got past that stage some time ago!

I believe we can buy him for £6M. So if anyone is prepared to offer more than £7.8M and Atletico don't want him then he'll probably go. Personally I think he's worth double that.

'Signing Fonte could help bring the best out of former Saints teammate Dejan Lovren, with the pair impressing together in the past' And of that doesn't work they can buy Morgan and Wanyama too.

Is that a phone in your pocket? I think this may appear on Sky Soccer Saturday.

I would prefer Ings, think he has a better all round game.

Nicola will be pleased. Didn't he once say we should have signed Charlie Austin?

After Luke Shaw perhaps LvG has been put off by English full-backs.

Yes and I told you all about it months ago.

Michael Parkinson was unavailable.

£120 p/w Yes £120k p/w No

That would be a turn up.

Yes, apparently he's out of contract in the Summer.

Which is why he is not being given a cabinet position but is simply being asked to join in the 'political cabinet' meetings. This is not the full cabinet, probably just some sort of political strategy meetings. He has specifically not been given a formal post because he has a year still to run as Mayor. Come on Tim, try and keep up.

Sounds like he kicked up a massive stink which gave the club no choice but to move him on. I'm not saying he was wrong to do that, his choice if we wanted a guaranteed place.

Really? Or was it simply that Boruc was not prepared to stay and fight for his place / be a number 2?

I'm starting to worry about next season

Just goes to show how important a decent goalie is, gives the defence so much more confidence/

This could get embarrassing.