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Same for me. Had problems when I subscribed for a month at the end of last season, put it down to slow broadband. Have just upgraded to fibre so I'm a bit disappointed with Sports Mania at the moment.

Is that Steve Bruce, bottom left corner?

A very good player who is perhaps over rated mainly because of his dreadful run of injuries over the past few years.

He speaks very highly of you.

Good to hear. Although he could be buttering you up before completely shafting you on a mortgage deal. You've been warned.

Which is approx £10.5M, so we're not too far apart.

Chances are he wouldn't sign it.

Book - His Dark Materials Film - Shawshank

What was it that Fonte said in his post-match interview regarding transfers?

To be fair most of the comments since he signed have actually been positive. Just like me in fact, on Tuesday I thought he was utter sh*te but now I think he will be an England regular.

Do you have a new membership card? If so, you won't need a ticket.

Speaks very good English.

This.

Turkish?

Agreed, if we don't get a move on we are going to have another poor season just like the last five.

You see some people who have the tickets in their hand and still can't find their seat. Can you imagine the chaos.................?

The OP is actually making a good point as I booked a ticket earlier and received confirmation but no attachment. All to do with the new membership cards apparently, the booking will be registered against your card.

Yes, I had this problem when I ordered my ticket earlier today and there was no attachment to print out my ticket. I phoned the ticket office who told me that the membership cards had only just been delivered and would be posted in the next couple of days. Hopefully we get them before next Thursday otherwise it will be chaos. Oh and you will have to make a note of your seat number!

Don't worry, she's left Eljero and is coming to live with me.

I'm in Orlando at the moment and managed to grab a quick word with Pluto whilst getting my photo taken with him. he's adamant this deal will go through.

He is not. Sent from my XT1032 using Tapatalk

Aeroplane or balloon?

The first sentence is perfectly reasonable and demonstrates the frustration we all share. The second sentence

Do people still actually buy newspapers?

Accurate then.