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To be honest, a little like you earlier in this thread with Avenue Saint.

Have heard that Charlie Austin will be signing in the Summer. I'm not one who normally is ITK, this comes from a friend who works with someone close to Austin and has no interest in football. Not a done deal yet but very likely to happen apparently.

Yeah, and there's people in Liverpool without a chip on their shoulder.

Nice view from his garden though.

Well let's face it, we will be losing some players this Summer. I would suggest: Clyne Morgan Toby Anyone else? ('He is going to leave us', if you couldn't work it out)

Not one of the 6 ex-Saints are in the starting line up. Come to Southampton, improve, get called up by your national team, get noticed by the big clubs. Leave and sit on the f**king bench.

What did you do Pap, burn your bra?

Fitzhugh Fella is injured?

Have not seen it anywhere else on here but Bertrand has now been called up into the squad as Baines has gone back to Everton. Let's hope he gets on against Italy.

Don't worry Alps I'm sure that when Morgan and Clyne leave there will be plenty for you to worry about.

If Carlsberg did sh*t footballers......

Although 7th would be a massive achievement it would leave me feeling a tad depressed. I would just like to see us finish higher than one of the big six.

Am I missing something? The squad hasn't been announced yet?

I feel sorry for BBC athletics commentators when reporting on Katarina Johnson-Thompson. I simply don't understand why someone would insist on having a double barreled name like that. Perhaps I'm a dinosaur but boy meets girl, bot marries girl, girl takes boys surname, have kids. What's the problem? My missus didn't think twice about it, that is just what you did.

Who died at a match at ST. Mary's?

Great work again from Turkish, he really does show the Bear the meaning of comedy.

Quick, delete this thread before KRG sees it!

Agreed, KRG needs a good slap, someone tell his wife!

What are you top 5......................?

Hope our fans give Chelsea some stick after last night, "you dirty cheating b*stards" would be perfect.

Souness was MOM for me. Great to hear someone say it how it is, the way the Chelsea players behaved was an embarrassment to Football. All this play-acting and berating of the referee has to stop.

Top 5 conspiracy theories?

I certainly wouldn't mind a fúckwit one or two of the fúckwits in the audience.

I used to love Bovril flavour, don't think you can get them now.

Brilliant yet again Bear. Someone post it on a Chelsea forum.