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Hope the crowd don't resort to the "hoof, hoof" shouts when WHam play a long ball, it gets very dull. Perhaps instead we could sing "are you man united in disguise?"

Great scenes in the dugout after we scored but there's one thing that has been troubling me for a while.....why doesn't Dave Watson ever smile?

Classy.

MLG or Saint Armstrong?

Massive fail Armstrong, the Saints Web nerd crown goes back to MLG.

So similar to last week. Man C losing at home to Hull with 74% possession.

I was sat in the Chapel for the Swansea game, didn't notice anything. However I did let out a little trumpet of my own during the second half, bloody smelly one too, I got a few funny looks.

...and has every right to be.

If anyone can man manage a smug looking ****.........

Given that we've all see a photo of your good self are you honestly expecting us to believe that you would say "no" to Kate Abdo?

I thought Tadic should have come off for Mane. We lost our domination of the midfield when Reed went off and all of a sudden Swansea looked dangerous.

We are the only 'imposters' in the top six, I still think we'll finish seventh.

..and F*ck off to you too!!!!

Now on the Beeb: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31040534

Never liked the guy anyway.

One trick pony.

I had the most enormous dump this morning, for which I received two 'beast ratings'.

Great series although I was a bit disappointed by the ending. I certainly won't forget the scene in the boat between Nesbitt and the paedo, Ken Stott's character, magnificent acting.

Got my two tickets in the Kingsland right on the half way line for a change. No doubt I'll get a few stares or comments from the precious ST holders who'll think I'm a JCL. I actually like sitting in different parts of the ground.

And guilty of running to the media like girls.

Both parents are at fault IMO. I know how annoying it is when you don't get a reply when you're trying to arrange something for 20 kids. However you have to be a bit of a weirdo to send an invoice and just as much of one to go running to the media. I'd like to be outside that primary school at 3pm this afternoon, not in a paedo way of course!

Made me smile: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360 What sort of muppet finds it necessary to go to the media over something so trivial?, the parents seem as bad as each other.

Shock, horror. Football fans showing they don't know much about football.

Who are you and what have you done with the real Alpine?

To be fair to Gary Neville I expect the same thing. Hope I'm wrong though.