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I'm in Orlando at the moment and managed to grab a quick word with Pluto whilst getting my photo taken with him. he's adamant this deal will go through.

He is not. Sent from my XT1032 using Tapatalk

Aeroplane or balloon?

The first sentence is perfectly reasonable and demonstrates the frustration we all share. The second sentence

Do people still actually buy newspapers?

Accurate then.

And I thought it was how to hold a placard.

Actually Hypo I'm not being totally serious, just expressing how many of us football fans will change our opinion of a player when they leave. It's not rational I know but when are football fans rational? Thanks for the lecture though.

Look at the boots and the ghey bag and the tw*tty face he's pulling. Yep I dislike him.

Funny how you can all of a sudden dislike a bloke intensely. I hope he's as successful as the other lot who went there.

There is something very wrong with football if a player that good, in his prime, is prepared to go there just to sit on the bench.

Feckin amateur.

Charlie gets married tomorrow.

I think I must be the only one on here who finds Turkish's post a bit pathetic.

I think the club are fairly consistent in what we pay or receive: 'Undisclosed'

So possibly 'bloke down the club'

Frustrating isn't it? I'd emigrate if I were you.

The cleaner?

Agreed, we'd have a Gilbert and a Cedric in the team. All we'd need then is a Rupert..........................

Good work MLG, I didn't think you'd be old enough to appreciate dear old Monty Python. Crucifixion?.............good.

Are you trying to tell us that we didn't win the league last season?

Indeed, why do people get so pre-occupied by the perceived 'size' of a football club. My Mrs is forever telling me it's not important.

No, they're all naff, IMO of course.

The tattoo sounds a bit naff.

Don't think the Black Box runs off an Intel processor.