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Playing much better this half.

If he were to come on he would get a great reception from both sets of fans.

Had to laugh, I'm thinking about going to Dubai at Xmas and so was having a browse at the Dubai forum on the Trip Advisor. Who did I see on there? A certain dubai_phil64, could it be the same I wonder?

Im off to have my main course now, dont disturb me.

Fat bint with a tattoo on her shoulder,mwho let her in?

Perhaps your iPhone is faulty?

Stirring stuff. More of the same next week please.

Fastest hat-trick in EPL history, 6 goals, f*ck all that, youve got 10,000 posts, thats superb.

Utter sh*te, I mean where's Dr. Barry FFS?

'Frankie' must be an actor, a real council official would have shat himself.

Quite glad to see the back of him TBH, always wanted to lecture people. And he needs bloody haircut.

Agreed, it's only when they start pushing their d*cks together that you should worry.

Thought you'd have got past that stage some time ago!

I believe we can buy him for £6M. So if anyone is prepared to offer more than £7.8M and Atletico don't want him then he'll probably go. Personally I think he's worth double that.

'Signing Fonte could help bring the best out of former Saints teammate Dejan Lovren, with the pair impressing together in the past' And of that doesn't work they can buy Morgan and Wanyama too.

Is that a phone in your pocket? I think this may appear on Sky Soccer Saturday.

I would prefer Ings, think he has a better all round game.

Nicola will be pleased. Didn't he once say we should have signed Charlie Austin?

After Luke Shaw perhaps LvG has been put off by English full-backs.

Yes and I told you all about it months ago.

Michael Parkinson was unavailable.

£120 p/w Yes £120k p/w No

That would be a turn up.

Yes, apparently he's out of contract in the Summer.