benjii

Hoovering the cows.

Filters were full of milk, lolz.

Literally took these 30 mins ago...

Good lord!

When something has a sticky label on but you can't get it off without leaving a sticky plasm behind.

They seem good at it!

I expect everyone has noticed an improvement around here in recent weeks. I paid my fiver. I did it for the common good.

Remember that time Kim called Trump a "dotard"? Brill bantz.

His Mrs finna all over that bro.

Slightly off piste, but Venice is great in the winter. Take Wellies though. Other obvious options: Prague, Budapest, Berlin, Ljubljana, Zagreb, Krakow, Warsaw. Bit further... Tbilisi.

Maybe we can get a really blistering 15 minutes out of him.

Fuckwits that put dumbbells in the wrong place on the rack.

Achtung! What a bunch of Stefan Kuntz.

I have a Dyson but, as you say, it broke. Now I just get cheap drag-along ones, as the maid prefers those anyway.

Apropos the above, if you're thinking of buying your Mrs the Dyson hair curling wand, be aware that it doesn't work well on all hair. For some people it's just crap. They will refund you though.

I don't see the DoF job as interfering with the manager's tactics and strategy on the pitch. It's more about making sure the club is operating to get the best out of the first team and to put the best squad together that it can.

Ken Monkou?

I've bumped into him in the past and he seemed like a nice bloke. #manlove

Brentford's forwards were cheap.

I wasn't at the match but I remember this day well. This was when we realised we were actually one of the best teams in the Champ! How good was Lambert!!!? Also, some classic Near Post Kelv there.

6-1 Saints.

Should get them doing something useful. They could build subway networks in cities lacking integrated public transport.

Announcement to the forum: I voted for the Lib Dems once. A long time ago. I have never voted for Hamas.

Yes, sorry. I mean, "I voted Hamas". [Phew, nearly embarrassed myself]

I voted Lib Dem.