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Are you saying Brexit has caused the wholesale price of oil to increase in the global market in dollar terms?

Fall in property prices in London is a good thing, no?

Truffle.

You can compare any two players. You just need to know how many "key passes" they've made.

Pretty fiery statement from May just now.

Let's leave those who don't understand the artistry of football to have their funny little statistics.

"Key pass" just means a pass that is followed by a shot. Great cross that striker misjudges and doesn't reach = not a key pass. Ten yard sideways ball in midfield followed by a hopelessly optimistic 30 yarder = key pass. If you've been watching our matches you've got to be a special kind of clueless to think JWP has been good and Redmond has not. You've also got to be a bit dense to think it's a meaningful statistic based on a sample of four or five matches.

Stuff I like: Bouncing boobs "Hookie stone" Having a metal track Building some suspense Stuff I don't like: The LGBT sailors parade "let's go" w@nkers Having a metal track but picking one that's basically a pop song Tights and shoulder pads

They played this at half time in the Leicester or Burnley match. Can't remember which.

Why do I got a capital FINALLY? I've not been the manager before. I applied after Puel but I wasn't willing to work weekends. They said otherwise I was pretty much definitely the best. Who's Ploddy? Ward-Prowse? Or Hoedt? Or Stephens? Or Austin?

-------------------McCarthy----------------- ----Vestergaard-Yoshi-Bertrand---- Cedric - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Targett -------------------Romeu------------------------ -------------PEH-----------Lemina---------- -----------------Redmond-------------------- --------------------Long----------------------- Subs: Gunn, Stephens, Hoedt, Armstrong, Elyounoussi, Gallagher, Gabbiadini

Yeah, plate-w@nkers!

Well we've had one good result so far, so the list isn't going to be particularly impressive is it. I can guarantee you one thing, Yawns Bored-Mouse won't be on anyone's player of the season shortlist, come the end of the season, buster!

Just threw one of those away yesterday!

Fake news. It was the sexiest sex ever, from the standpoint of sex.

Let's calm down regarding Vestergaard. He wins loads of headers and by and large looks pretty decent. He's by no means "bad" on the ball. However he is slow. As others have said, Yoshida and Vestergaard would probably be a pretty decent combination.

How many blobs? 5?

You were one of the victims? Sorry to hear that.

I think it's when you sort of hang your wrist kind of limply. Normally accompanied by going "yoooohoooo" or something like that in a high-pitch.

Professor of retardation.

The light show did actually help to build atmosphere. It was the best atmosphere this season, IMO. If there wasn't a light show they would have been pumping out loud music and drowning the crowd anyway. I would be happy for pyrotechnics again.

It's a cafe about skateboarding and bmx and stuff? That's what urban sports are, right?

It started from the beginning of the match and continued throughout. It was obviously because he called JayRod a racist.

It was obvious the ref was looking to get noticed when he gave that ridiculous trumped-up talking and yellow card to McCarthy. I'm more annoyed with the first goal.

We should have taken a striker off sooner. An open 442 is not how you see out games. Should have gone to 451 earlier in the second half. That said, blaming the subs is missing the point as we got 2-0 up then made individual mistakes. We didn't get tactically outdone, we just shat the bed. Not enough leaders or strong heads.