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Do we call "press conferences" when we sign a player? Is Terry Hurlock going to jump out the back of a Transit and give The Echo an exclusive?

There's an Under 12s player called Harrison Harris-Harrison and Gabbana.

I, for one, never begrudged Kayne McLaggon his move to Salisbury City.

Is it pronounced - Chay - Shay - Que - Chee - C - K - Mickey ?

I've got a chant: Oooohhh, Mousa Djenepo Oooohhh, Mousa Djenepo What do you think, Saints fans?

I've just seen him in Hedge End McDonald's.

Sounds fairly accurate to me. Pretty sure Koeman wanted Pelle, Tadic, Aldeweireld etc.

You're supposed to have a picture of a hanging lantern if you're doling out token Ramadan Kareems or Eid Mubaraks. #amateur

Corbyn = knob. Trump = knob.

On route Mischeeevious

Yeah, I use Chrome on my phone. It's fine

It's quite common. There are quite a few celebrity death pools, I think. It's like Fantasy Football League.

#letsgaowild

He enjoys the homo-erotic potential of a strong-man with small hands.

And wants to punch anyone who sings near him at the football. Seems like a troubled character.

It's weird isn't it. If you follow dense-as-**** people on Twitter, you're going to read some carp. No need to get worked up by it. Choose not to parlay with them. But Gao comes in, says two sentences, struggles to raise the money, does very odd sponsorship deal, has a colourful history, and people want to give him the benefit of the doubt.

That's John Terry. He was a player for Chelsea. Not Liverpool.

Caceres had some knob pics to take.

He was just playing shirt monopoly.

Yeah, don't want to be tarred with the paedo brush.

Yeah, loads of them.

He's like the Norwegian Sam Gallagher then? If we miss out on him, I hope he doesn't come back to haunt us.

Because it spoils it for proper fans.

Sorry, Hypo, didn't see your post.

Small, pretty women.