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He knows **** all.

Hopefully he can be as hilarious as this: [video=youtube_share;13zI99hqwHU]

Get in!

Agreed.

(Rumour quotient / number of interested clubs) * relative spending power * dodgy foreigner weighting + sfc social media posts = 60 - 65%

Agree, other than with respect to centre back where we're pretty weak.

I thought there was a release clause? Didn't "the Russians" already confirm that?

Like "scones".

Yeah, good point. Instead of dithering we should be signing every striker who might score against us. ****ing genius plan, mate. Can't believe the club haven't thought of that.

No, different types of hair.

And if he spends half the time claiming god has told him not to play then they will be a waste of money.

Quite a few selection dilemmas for this one. Yoshida back in? Who plays left back if no Bertrand? Boufal or JWP (assuming we stick with a midfield 3 of Hoj, Rom and Lem) Long, Gabbi or Colonel Carillo up front?

Puel's points per game record would have us 8th again in the current table. With the top clubs being collectively stronger than they have been for years it's going to be hard to get into the high 50s again.

Scored 2 goals for the u18s at the weekend.

Because he'll play about 3 games before claiming to be injured.

There's 8 or 9 very winnable draws there. Hopefully we get an easy one and a few of the big hitters draw each other.

No, what you said was that planning permission to double the size of Staplewood has been granted. That is not true, is it?

So what? Hojbjerg isn't pronounced Hoy-berg but that doesn't stop our stadium announcers from calling him that!

Further proof, if it were needed (which it isnt), that Jack is a noddy.

Announcement is coming up any second bro!

ITK!

Frank Lampard for West Ham: Age at debut: 17 Games 177 (excluding Intertoto cup) Goals 35 (excluding Intertoto cup) Appearances per goal: 5.1 JWP for Saints Age at debut: 16 Games 193 Goals 11 Appearances per goal: 17.5 The similarities are uncanny.

Vokes is off to Chelsea.

I was there. Great evening. Although last season was a bit crap at times, it did give me the two best goal celebrations I can remember for years. This one and Gabbi's second at Wembley. Proper ape-**** stuff.