benjii

Lol. Why did you put an "*" in "vagina", SOG? Seems you're the fannyphobe around here!

Vagina.

It's just a joke. Next.

Looks like some bad homework.

What did he say?

Delivery driver keeps being sick when he sees it. Stuck at warehouse. Still, as long as we get some money in our account in Pounds Sterling eventually, what's the problem?

Ahh! Thought Stokes was going to do it there.

Pat Nevin.

Yes, there's a real Blair-style narcissism behind a lot of these folk.

I woke up this morning to news on the Beeb radio that Mark Field had physically accosted a protester and that the footage was “shocking”. I then went online to see this “shocking” footage. Shocking? No. Now, he probably shouldn’t have grabbed her and he’ll get in trouble and rightly so, I guess. However, I really fear for public discourse in the Western world. The radio reports made it sound like he’d given her six of the best when really he just stopped her progress then led her out. She’ll be fine. People get roughed up more than that by the police every day. Hysterical reporting does no one any favours.

Does anyone remember that wind-up act that used to post on here? Can’t remember his name but it was in the Lowe/Crouch/ Wilde days. He used to call them Lord Lowe, the Quisling Wilde and the Insect Crouch. Anyway, that’s British politics now, that is.

Hitting the gas after you’ve just filled up. A long overdue slash.

Stig Johansen?

If Ralph wants him I'm cool with it. Looks like someone who plays on the shoulder, has some strength and is very direct in style. That seems a good fit for Ralph's system. Basically, a Schlong with more goals. We've got Redmond, Ings and Djenepo to do clever stuff.

Johnson only gathered 3 of Javid's votes..... really?! Gove has been stitched up. Some might say you reap what you sow.

We actually scored some pretty good goals last season, isn't it.

Hahaha! Why don't they use smaller goals? Also, when they're using VAR, do they speed up the replays to make it more like football?

He won't actually do anything that he thinks will prejudice his position as PM. If he's nothing, he's an opportunist, and he's always wanted to be PM. He won't put principles or promises in the way of self-preservation.

https://www.standard.co.uk/comment/comment/evening-standard-comment-we-back-boris-as-the-pm-to-turn-britain-around-a4171816.html Not exactly a ringing endorsement but a pragmatic argument for Boris.

They're taking it too var.

As long as the money ends up in our account in Pounds Sterling, what's the problem?

It’s interesting how much better Hunt, Gove and Javid come across when they aren’t having to talk Brexit.

Gove reversing the prat-o-meter a fair bit. Johnson waffling. Stewart not being a Tory enough. Hunt, meh. Javid out of his depth.

This debate is petty pathetic so far. Boris probably winning by virtue of limiting what he says. Gove and Hunt making prats of themselves and Javid is an also-ran. Stewart asking the sensible questions but it’s all moot if the party and members have resolved for a rambunctious Brexiter; they won’t listen.