benjii

Anusol. Haha.

If it was a mob of well-dressed, athletic young lads with some original chants, smoke bombs, flares etc. then it would be good. But it won’t be. It will be YouTube vlogging, funny-hat wearing imbeciles who think they’re great because they know the words of someone else’s chant that they heard on TV.

Well, I can only refer you all to my original post - a variation on this sublime sparkling citrus theme.

Come again?

Yeah, this could be us! Saints Goa Goa’s Goa’s Red ‘N’ Vhite Army!!!

I’ve heard figures in the £40k range from someone I trust as a good source.

True! Is he better than Hoedt, Carrillo, Mo El...? Too bloody right!

Is he on a Stephens/Targett/Gallagher mega-contract or on sensible money? If the former then he should probably just run his contract down then join a Champ club.

Leeds?! Bournemouth?!

I'm sure I heard he wants to play seniors for Tunisia. Can't remember where I heard it though.

Presumably there’s a chance Valery may also be at the ACON if Tunisia pick up any injuries before the tournament.

Why is there a big sculpture of a knob?

But don’t forget Brexit was voted for by the old and the thick and those groups die soonest.

True. I don't think he will have Man City levels of funds, on further investigation!

Sorry, bit late!

I see Alastair Campbell has been "expelled" from the cul.... party.

Not sure we need an attacking mid as a priority. CB and striker, yes. Then RB, then attacking mid. Actually, you could argue an upgrade in CM is more important than an attacking mid as well. Looks like Boufal will come back so that leaves us with Redmond, JWP, Armstrong, Boufal and Sims competing for two places at best. In CM, we only really have three proper options for two positions (plus Reed if we want him) but one of those is always injured and the other two pick up a lot of cards.

Seems like Newcastle will be added to the list of clubs we have very little chance of competing with.

Divs, one and all.

Why are you happy?

So, that would be match-fixing?

The Green Bay Packers of Japan?

Got to be Matt Hancock. Well educated, got a first from Oxford, worked in the family business before becoming an economist, chief of staff to George Osborne (a very underrated politician). The only blip on his record is a stint as the ludicrous and reprehensible "Minister of State for Portsmouth". Apart from some dalliances with the outer reaches of the Ministerial Code and launching his own dodgy app. Still, he's not Gove, Boris or Raab.

P.s Yoshida was on the bench under Hughes because he’s a Jap and those Chinese hate the Japs. Pass it on.

We’re Goaing Japanese.