benjii

He’s perfectly entitled to stay and see out his contract, as long as he trains hard, conducts himself appropriately and is ready to play if needed. What he shouldn’t do, is act like an unprofessional ***. Unfortunately, I’m not sure he’s got it in him to behave appropriately.

Which academy players can plug our glaring weaknesses at centre back and central midfield?

Could be the perfect storm of good players on short contracts and ****e players on long contracts. Excellent.

He's the least racist person ever. He just happens to think non-whites should go somewhere else.

That’s brilliant. You need proper bottle to deliver like that. MBEs all round.

You can pee with an erection. It comes out really powerfully and straight. If you're going in the toilet standing up you need to squat so that you can angle it straight into the back of the pan.

Yes, very backwards part of the country.

Phil Brown is keen.

He's out injured for the season.

Disagree. They still have to show the talent to get the upgrade or no one will want them. If he ends up at Man U then good for him. If no big club is interested then he might end up knocking around on loan at some middling European club, which isn’t what he wants. Had we actually been anything other than ****e for the last two years he might be asking to stay. I prefer this sort of arrangement to a Van **** situation where we give a great big new contract and the player still acts like a **** straight away. It’s better for everyone if expectations are clear.

And her milkman, isn’t it.

And thanks to Nicci C, without whom we would not have had Markus.

No, they're on strike. Like some stinking Frenchman.

R.I.P.

Yes, whatever you think of benefits as a concept, Universal Credit is administered in a way which is relatively arbitrary and illogical, which leads to hardship that wouldn’t occur if the rules made more sense. And transition from old benefits to Universal Credit has also been arbitrary and illogical. If you’re going to have a benefit safety net then it needs to be logical and effective otherwise you’re just ****ing money away to no end.

Good thread.

In fact, can you imagine..... haha. Some massive, Lukaku-like hulking LGBTQBAME+++ bird smashing past a 4ft 11 Thai lass.

By the time the next lady World Cup comes around, half of them will probably have been born a fella anyway.

He’s not been the same player since Niall Quinn retired.

He lives in Winchester. The worst that will happen to him is if someone puts full fat milk in macchiato instead of vegan fair-trade avo-milk. Plus, everyone knows he’s winding down his contract and the only person who seems angered by it is you.

B O L L O C K S!! You don’t know Bono!

Ridiculous goal. Swerved in three different directions at once!

Chris Baird free kick.

Some chap for Barnsley against us with two free kicks.

One of the three or four Liverpool games not on TV next season!