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You could probably say that about a one month old, TBF. All it does is wail and ****. Never made a worthwhile contribution to anything. Stupid little mosquito. In fact, a mosquito is at least ostensibly busy and can look after itself. They're both parasites but one is at least self-dependent. Does some magic cognitive leap occur when it gets its head squeezed out of its mother's vulva?

I can confirm this is true. Unless it isn't. In which case it was true at the time. Only joking.

Well, it's a right granted by parliament that, as far as I understand, he has no particular plan to campaign against and he is willing to respect, albeit he wouldn't personally vote for it. I should have been clearer but my point is that it's not an inalienable right - it's subject to a pretty arbitrary cut-off in the pregnancy for example. I don't agree with him, for what it's worth.

Indeed. Absolutely mental that some people think Stephens is better than Yoshida.

He holds a religious belief that human life is sacrosanct and looks beyond the story-book banality of the infantile euphemism, "keep the baby". He sees it as choosing to kill a human. To him, it's not "keep the baby" or "not keep the baby" (like it's a ****ing handbag or something) but rather "murder the baby" or "not murder the baby". The religious belief is, IMO, potty but the careful consideration of the process of causing death to a human is clearly worthy of thought and debate. By issuing such a perfunctory dismissal predicated on the basis that abortion is some sort of right you just make yourself look unthinking and bigoted.

I'm surprised it doesn't say something like, "final bloody offah, ya bunch of fackin maags. Comprende?" though.

I like the way he puts the subject in CAPS in the body of the email. If only someone invented a "Subject" field for emails.

No need to sell VD. He'd still have four years left.

And he owns a top hat.

It's possible to believe in the spirit of a religious text / teaching but not take it at literal face value. Hardly anyone takes any religious text completely literally. Partly because they are full of contradictions so it's impossible to. Even someone who believes 100% that the Bible is the pure word of God can't "comply" 100% with it. That said, I agree with the general thrust that religion is ****ing retarded and a stain on the landscape.

I think if someone's posting some third hand rumour then fine but they should probably make it clear it's just a rumour. It's when people say something as FACT when it isn't then start whingeing about how things change when their FACT turns out to be ******** that winds people up.

So if he is, it's a good insult?

And Targett!!!

If he is being a plonker, I would simply tell him that the longer he goes on being a plonker the less likely we are to listen to any offers next summer (and that January is a no-no regardless).

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Yoshida is playing in Saudi Arabia tomorrow night. He'll be fine for the weekend; he'll be back in the country by Wednesday evening I expect after a not-too-strenuous flight and there's no reason why he can't train normally on Thursday and Friday. Lemina is playing in Ivory Coast tomorrow night. Same applies to him but with less of a time difference between Ivory Coast and here than between Saudi and here. Basically, there's no reason why they shouldn't both play.

Walk out every time he gets on the ball.

Fatty done a nuke: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-41139445 OldNick, are you #itk?

I'm not sure why people keep banging on about the Wolves match. He was probably our best player that night.

Three goals from open play at home since the start of last season? ****ing hell!

He regularly tracks back and wins the ball. He's no worse at defending than Tadic.

Gabbi and Pelle are very different players. Gabbi needs the ball released more quickly.

It's worth giving him a run as No.10. Let's see what he can do. He's got a higher potential ceiling than any of our other forwards.

I've seen Yoshida and Stephens play and that's what I was commenting on. We gifted Swansea two great chances. I made no comment on Hoedt, I simply noted that there is something wrong with having Stephens and Yoshida as a partnership for a prolonged period. How's our plan to extract maximum value for VVD by rushing through a sale at the last minute going?