benjii

Dunno about that. I think she's been fine. Hasn't got any big decisions wrong and plenty of male refs give soft free kicks for that sort of thing.

If we can survive to half time the gaffer needs to tell them to calm down when we get the ball.

Definitely. Can't keep hold of the ball anymore. Should have given them both a go together for ten mins.

I say, get Beever out.

We just need a bit more composure when we gain possession to get into the final third. When we do, we look capable of scoring. Not sure if we've got anyone left on the bench who can make an impact?

Maybe there's hope for Capn Jack, yet.

Been impressed with the keeper's distribution. Hope she's OK.

Think she took a blow to the twat a minute ago.

Solid fisting from the keeper.

No chance there's half a million people in that stadium.

Being a sporty lesbian must be great.

Greasy fuckers.

Finally getting stuck in.

Guly has a clause in his contract.

Delighted fot that Russo lass. She plays like a bloke. Good girl.

Spare rib ticklers all over the place.

Exactly!

Everyone is such a pussy in the tackle. Make me manager of Nigeria or Jamaica's lady team and I'd win the World Cup. We'd smash this lot off the pitch.

OK, so first time I've properly watched a lady match. Touch and passing is nice and decent quality, but the defending is so passive. No gets stuck in. There's hardly been a tackle all match. Fuck em up, get into em! Spain are very neat and tidy, but they are just women, so it's still going to take them an age to get it into the goal so I don't see why we can't take formational risks. I'd get another striker on. Our striker, Russo, looks like a good player so I'd go for more of a an attacking 442 and sacrifice a CM for another forward.

4th official looks quite cute.

Just tried it. It's Stuart Hall and Big Ron. Cracking stuff.

I did. He has a nice commentator voice. Slightly worried he might be a motormouth though. Early days.

"How do Spain like their pasta cooked?" - "Caldentey" Thank you, I'm here all week.

Don't know who that is but I'll give it a go.

Why isn't there a token bloke commentator? No one wants to listen to two shrill voices all match.