benjii

Tonight you're mine completely You give your love so sweetly Tonight the light of love is in your eyes But will you love me tomorrow? Is this a lasting treasure Or just a moment's pleasure? Can I believe the magic of your sighs? Will you Still love me tomorrow?

Every time we get near the final third we completely shit the bed.

This'll put London on the map.

The love for Klopp used to do my head in. Absolute twat of a bloke.

Tall Paul.

People with sausages for fingers.

Absolutely hilarious if we win or grind out a bore draw.

Guys, relax, relax (or as they say in Asia, lelaak, lelaak). That's an Asian Giant Hornet. Not an Asian Hornet. We don't have Asian Giant Hornets. When we do, I leave.

Kevin de Bacuyn.

Lampard is basically a Redknapp so he can fuck off, as far as I'm concerned.

Football.

Alpha chads do not do questionnaires. Questionnaires are effete. So I'm out.

Insane signing.

Just landed in the States, so safe to log back in here now.

They could do worse than appoint me.

Paul Wotton on to see it out.

His second touch is often a foul.

Have they declared yet?

India have a stronger batting line up but if Pak get the right pitch their bowlers can cause havoc.

Was hoping to watch goals online but doesn't seem to be any footage, which is odd.

What?

Summary of our finances post the last season in the Champ. https://swissramble.substack.com/p/southampton-finances-202324

That's a non-starter because the tariffs are raising so much money that they are abolishing income tax. Remember?!

To be fair, those guys all handled the playoffs very well, with plenty of bottle. Although this season has been shite, let's not go into next with unnecessary doom.