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Hi Sam, I've got something shiny. Do you wanna buy it?

Sounds like she made a mistake rather than went out of her way to cheat. It's also quite a telling tale of how stupidly over-complex our tax system is. But, ultimately she fucked up. And when she was found to have fucked up, she quit instantly. Reminds me of when Boris quit for lying to the house, or when Cummins quit for going for a nice drive during Covid, or... oh, hang on.

2 pints?

I don't think there have been any concrete links for Aribo, have there? Turkey only came up in conversation on the basis that no one in England or Scotland who would like him will be able to get close to his wages and he's unlikely to be considered good enough for a move to a big team in one of the top leagues.

She..... she.... said my cock was too big.

Turns out..... YES!!!

I left Downes out in case he needs a poo.

I'd pick: Macca Mads THB Stevo Manning Charles Jander Fellows Azaz Fraser Stewart

There was no need in the first place.

He looks exciting but most of those matches look like pub league.

#MysticBenjii

Moral of the story: don't believe what a language model tells you.

Azaz doesn't play for Israel.

Aside from the barnet, the least Milwall player imaginable. I hope it goes well for him, though .

Lol, they've used a picture of Mick George instead. Dopes!

Spertsyan?

Owns a scrap yard? Wife called Doreen? Every Saturday morning: 3 sausage, 3 bacon, 2 eggs, 4 toast, fried bread, beans, mushrooms, black pudding, chips. Owns a leotard. Big bush. Large droopy bellend. Him?

Wood and Stephens.... christ.

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He's clearly at a football ground. Complete bullshit.

Yeah, sorry, it's definitely not racist at all.

Douglas Carswell:

Sounds like Russball.

Sorry, just a minute. Are you saying the old boiler on the left (not the one with the bazookas), is a potential 4-pinter?