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None of Brett Easton Ellis' other books come close.

Kachloul, obviously!

No thanks.

Same game. You just don't really know what you're talking about.

Excellent again today. I wasn't enthralled by the prospect of him at right back but he did great. Good player to have.

We've played them all away but none of them at home. Fourth place is ours!

"I'm angry, I thought we had turned a corner at Cheltenham last week with a good performance and good point but we haven't turned up today." So funny on many levels.

Sensible to keep a few out today. Can't expect Long to run himself into the ground twice in three days. Hopefully he can come on for Pelle for the last 40 mins once we're two or three up.

When Schneiderlin leaves he should get more of a chance to play in his natural position IMO.

Thank goodness you are here to clear that up. We all thought it was true.

I am less likely to buy anything from Veho or Garmin if they continue to spoil the half-time fun.

Great win against 12 men. Ref was inept. All credit to Koeman and the centre backs for implementing a new system so well. I said in the build up that we should play a front two with Lon and Pelle. And low, I was correct. Reed looked well up to the task. Yoshida my man of the match but Fonte and Alderweireld deserve great credit too.

Quite. It's been obvious for a while he has been struggling. In Jan we should be looking to sign a creative attacking midfielder. I know Gaston is probably a lost cause in terms of any sort of consistency in the PL but it would've been nice to be able to sub him on for Tadic a few times. That's the sort of player we should be looking for.

I think Tadic has looked knackered since the last international rounds. Left, right, in the hole is irrelevant IMO. Maybe he's been playing through an injury.

It is often a foreign or black player who gets picked on unfairly. He hasn't been any worse than Long or Tadic in an attacking sense recently. He is mental defensively, mind. I remember morons saying Guly was lazy. BWP was proper ****e though.

My team: ------------------------------------------FF----------------------------------------- Clyne-----------------Font--------------------Yoshi-------------------------Targett --------------------------------------Toby------------------------------------------ ---------------JWP--------------------------------Davis (Reed)-------------------- ----------------------------------Tadic (nipper)--------------------------- -----------------------------Long---------------Pelle------------------------------- Haven't bothered doing a bench becuase I don't know if Tadic, Davis, Hesketh etc are fit. Whilst it would be nice to go back to the Toby/Fonte partnership, we just can't afford to leave Toby out of midfield with Cork, Morgan and Vic absent. I don't think Yoshi has let anyone down this season. I pick Targett over Bertrand because Bertrand can't play on the 28th v Chelsea and I would like Targett to get some more game time before he is thrown into the two Chelsea matches. I have also noticed Bertrand being a bit slower to close down lately. Maybe a bit of a rest would do him good. Based on what I've seen of Targett, he should do ok. I actually think Mane was our best attacking player against Sheff U. His movement caused them some problems, he played some intelligent passes and he nearly scored. I think that's more than you can say for anyone else. Nevertheless, our forward set up isn't working at the moment, and Mane is a liability defensively. Because we're looking a bit blunt I would get Long in a more traditional role nearer Pelle. Should suit him better and mixes it up a bit. Playing a midfield diamond would also, hopefully, allow us to get Tadic on the ball in more dangerous areas. I would like to see some different faces on the bench. I think McQueen, Rowe, Sims, Seager are at least as good as Isgrove and Mayuka so let's give them a chance. If Tadic is unavailable I'd be tempted to throw a surprise in at the top of the diamond. Sadly, I don't think Isgrove will ever be a Premier League player. I don't think Mayuka is as bad as people like to make out but he's not a winger and he's not good enough to play on his own up front so I think when we play our typical system he is never going to get a chance to develop. I'm assuming Hesketh is injured?

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My thoughts exactly!

Great news if Toby is back. Stick him in midfield, with Davis back in usual position and Mane or Long on the bench. Toby's gonna score a screamer soon.

The toilet roll game. You need an outside area for this really. Each participant stands facing the rest of the group with a full pint. Ideally on a table but that's not imperative. Each participant then drops their trousers and pants to their ankles. A scrunched up length of toilet paper is inserted into each anus. It should be the same length for everyone and should go as far down as possible without touching anyone's pants. The referee then lights the bottom of the toilet paper. The participants are able to remove the burning length of paper from their rear entrance but only once they've downed their pint. The beauty of this game lies in its unpredictability. Sometimes the bog roll goes off like a firework. The smell of burnt arse hair is always funny. There is a small but significant danger of burning to a degree that is medically noteworthy.

Well if they did then hopefully they would have the intelligence to point out that was Bertrand's fault for not paying attention.

A haircut and a shave should be his immediate priority.

What an idiotic comment.

Gardos was superb in the cup game at Arsenal.